ታክሲ ውስጥ 🚎

"አልጠጋም የሚል ጁንታ ነው"
የሚል ጥቅስ ተለጥፎ ይኧው ሰላሳ ምናምን ሆነን እየሄድን ነው ።

ጋቢና እራሱ አራት ሰው አለ 😂😂

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ሁሌ ተመሳሳይ ነገር ይሰለቻል። ዛሬ
ቡናውን ወቅጠን አጥበን ከዛ እንቆላዋለን ። 😂😂

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You are single and you're charging your phone. What do you want to do with full battery?😅😅😅😅😅😅


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#waiter: how do you like your steak cooked

#me: like winning an argument with my gf

#waiter: rare it is

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imagine life without makeups 💄... some girls would have been our brothers💀😂💔

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Somebody who is going to commit suicide heard gunshot 🔫 behind him and started running😂😂

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ጨቅጫቃ #ሚስት እና #ባል ያላቸው ሰዎች አያረጁም

#ለምን

በወጣትነታቸው ድፍት ስለሚሉ

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ሀበሻ ማለት በሙስና ተይዞ ፀረ ሙስና ሄዶ በሙስና የሚወጣ ህዝብ ነው😜😂🤣

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Any one who hv jokes and wanna post in this channel talk to me on @Galaxy1bot

If you're certain he cheated why would u cuss and cry on him? Just put on a smile like nothing happened, call him over, tell him u wanna suck his D... and when he's got comfortable then chew the shiiit outta the tip💀 ... (fuck even writing abt it hurts)

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#ዶክተር :- ይቅርታ አፓረንት የወጣች ነርስ ተሳስታ ቆለጥህን ቆርጣዋለች 😔

#ታካሚ :- ምን?? 😳😳

#ዶክተር :- ተረጋጊ የኔ እህት ☺️


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ሰሞኑን አሞኝ ሆስፒታል ተኝቼ ደም ተሰቶኝ የተሰጠኝ ደም የጁንታ ነው መሰለኝ

ከመሬት ተነስቶ ሊጥ ያምረኛል


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🙄🙏 ፈጣሪዬ ሆይ ወደፊት ከምትሰጠኝ ብር ላይ ግማሹን አሁን ስጠኝ Please እ 🙄

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I either don't eat at all or SEVEN meals a day!
No in between🍔🧆🫕

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Me: Eating food......

My white shirt:Let me taste it😋

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እህቴ ሱቅ ተልካ ስትመለስ በጉ ታርዶ ሲጠብቃት

ድርሻዬ #ቆለጤስ😳


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In one room🏡 5 friends use to live.
1. Mad😜
2. Fool🤓
3. Brain💀
4. No one😵
5. Someone😲

One day Someone😵killed No one😲.

At that time Brain💀 was in the toilet🚽.
Mad😜called☎the police👮🏻.

Mad😜: Hello Police?👮🏻, No one😵killed🗡Someone😲.

Police👮🏻: Oh hello! Are you mad?

Mad😜: Yes! I am Mad.

Police👮🏻: Dont you have a Brain💀?

Mad😜: Yes! Brain💀 is in the bathroom🚽.

Police👮🏻: You Fool!😱

Mad😜: No! I am Mad😜. Fool😱 is reading this message📃.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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#Daughter: I am pregnant!

#Mom: what How come? How did you get pregnant?

#Daughter: It was an accident.

#Dad: (interrupts) Accident? You mean to tell me you were crossing the road and out of nowhere a dick came and hit you?

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He said you're the most beautiful girl in the world and you start sleeping with him.. my sister is that how you want to reward a liar

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Mother ሳኒታይዘሩን እሳት ማቀጣጠያ አድርጋዋለች
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What do you call it when an orphan gets kidnapped?

A surprise Adoption!

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