Nice sense of humor bro

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Berri answered the door, not expecting anyone . He was only in his negligé, it flustered in the cool winter breeze exposing his smooth long legs : " bassil what are you doing here?"
Bassil has a Stern look on his face , he was here on a mission : " berri, my tender lover, you have taken me to where no other man has taken me . All those nights , staying up late . Passionately fucking (the country). Those nights are past"
Berri, his lone strand of grey hair now fluttering as he gazed at bassil's deep brown breifcase :" so is this the end? Are you here just to tell me , it's over?"
Bassil, held his arm high gently lowering berri's lone strand of hair, adjusting it neatly behind berri's prominent ears( that means they're big ) : "the people have risen, and I have to leave, with nothing but 54 billion and a few slaves on my back, I wanna start anew , will you come with me ?"
Berri sighs , he looks up at his partner in crime : " what about our dreams, the oil we were gonna steal, the militias were gonna find , WHAT ABOUT CAPITALISM"
bassil: " we'll always have the business schemes, goodbye berri".

Found on Twitter dont blame me for typos

Bruh

Looks like we’re fucked boys

Broke: going to the doctor
Woke: going to Israel

pls

First case of coronavirus in Israel was announce.

somebody did it