🚨 SHOCKING: Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP memecoin PLUNGED 97.8% within the FIRST HOUR of launch, falling from nearly $200 to $4.36.

Its fully diluted valuation is now around $5 BILLION, but liquidity remains thin:

• Official Aerodrome pool: $83K in USDC
• Uniswap pool: $380K in USDC

The Uniswap liquidity became active only after the token had already fallen more than 90%.

The near-$200 opening price implied a $200 BILLION valuation, but extremely thin liquidity made that figure misleading.

⚠️ ALERT: 22.65 BTC worth nearly $1.8 MILLION got frozen on Osmosis decentralized exchange after a Nomic nBTC double-spend EXPLOIT.

An attacker exploited Nomic’s nBTC bridge by creating a fraudulent nBTC that impacted Alloyed BTC on Osmosis.

39.84 nBTC, around 36% of Alloyed BTC’s backing, was affected.

Osmosis has HALTED deposits, withdrawals, minting and redemptions while the incident is contained.

Of note, both Osmosis and IBC protocols were NOT compromised.

‼️ Energy bills are getting BRUTAL.

Brent crude has broken above $100 a barrel for the first time since July.

And the pain is already reaching the pump.

🔼EUROPEAN GAS: Up 4% to €79/MWh, a multi-year high.

🔼U.S. GASOLINE: $4.15 a gallon, the highest ever for Labor Day.

🔼 U.S. DIESEL: A record $5.85 a gallon.

Yesterday, U.S. forces struck Iranian oil tankers near Kharg Island and Jask, per Fox News.

Now, fears of further supply disruptions are putting more pressure on energy prices.

Goldman Sachs warned oil could reach $120 a barrel if attacks on Middle East shipping intensify.

Higher energy costs threaten to push inflation HIGHER as households face another squeeze.

‼️ MASSIVE: 🇺🇸U.S. Treasury announces plans to buy back up to $6 BILLION in bonds with 10 to 20 years remaining until maturity on September 10.

The operation could IMPROVE bond market liquidity and ease pressure on yields.

If yields fall, stocks and crypto could get a LIFT.

If inflation fears and selling pressure dominate, the buyback may offer limited relief.

This is a Treasury debt-management operation, not Fed quantitative easing.

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🤖WILD: Bitcoin miners are abandoning Bitcoin for AI as it generates 25x more revenue per kilowatt-hour.

Bitcoin's hashrate has dropped up to 21% from its peak as public miners sign tens of billions in contracts to convert facilities into AI data centers.

In Texas alone, 73% of all new large-load power requests came from AI, not mining.

Galaxy Digital, CleanSpark and IREN are already converting mining sites to AI, with some projecting AI could account for 70% of their revenue by year-end.

🚨WARNING: $100 oil and a 3-YEAR high in Treasury yields are dragging US stocks lower as the Iran war fuels inflation fears.

The S&P 500 is down 0.4% and the Nasdaq has slipped 0.3%, extending losses from earlier in the week.

Markets are now pricing a 60% chance of a Fed rate HIKE this month as Brent crude holds above $100 for the first time since May, per Reuters.

Bessent announced a $6 BILLION bond buyback to ease pressure on yields, but the bond market sold off anyway.

Friday's CPI report will determine whether the Fed pulls the trigger.

🚨 BULLISH: Nasdaq is bringing stocks onto the blockchain with a $100 MILLION investment in Kraken parent Payward, per Bloomberg.

Kraken will distribute Nasdaq’s tokenized stocks with the same voting rights as conventional shares, connecting regulated markets with blockchain