"We need to talk about us."

"Can't right now, my love. I gotta uuhhh..... Drag a millstone up the mountain... Yeah... I'm busy..."

For context, we found that millstone about half a mile up on top of the ridge. The whole hillside was rocks. Football sized rocks at the smallest.

Everyone go tell Dave he's an old fuck. Also tell him that you put mayo on an Italian sub.

It’s my birthday today.

Hit me with some dank summer vibes.

I saw this big ass fucker today. I almost literally jumped out of a moving vehicle when I saw him

Go buy this. You won't regret it.

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I've been sparse on posting. This is what I've been up to.