He's from the same place I am. I'll plug him just for that

Hiking - "I don't like either the word or the thing. People ought to saunter in the mountains - not hike! Do you know the origin of that word 'saunter?' It's a beautiful word. Away back in the Middle Ages people used to go on pilgrimages to the Holy Land, and when people in the villages through which they passed asked where they were going, they would reply, 'A la sainte terre,' 'To the Holy Land.' And so they became known as sainte-terre-ers or saunterers. Now these mountains are our Holy Land, and we ought to saunter through them reverently, not 'hike' through them."

- John Muir

"We need to talk about us."

"Can't right now, my love. I gotta uuhhh..... Drag a millstone up the mountain... Yeah... I'm busy..."

For context, we found that millstone about half a mile up on top of the ridge. The whole hillside was rocks. Football sized rocks at the smallest.

Everyone go tell Dave he's an old fuck. Also tell him that you put mayo on an Italian sub.

It’s my birthday today.

Hit me with some dank summer vibes.

I saw this big ass fucker today. I almost literally jumped out of a moving vehicle when I saw him

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