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A ver gente, hoy vamos a volvernos en el negrito de Calificando y Criticando para hablar de las peores Pizzas de La Habana People, today we're going to turn into the black guy of Calificando y Criticando to talk about the worst Pizzas in Habana
Pero antes, un Papadato culinario para una mejor comprensiรณn

Que tienen en comรบn la masa de la pizza y la cerveza?
Que ambas llevan levadura!
La cerveza se deja fetmentar un buen

La pizza un ratito, sabes quรฉ pasa cuando dejas que una masa de pizza se sobrefermente?
Pues obtienes una masa llena de hoyitos llenos de rico gas, hmmm...pedos de levadura (Guรกcala)
Pizza con sabor a pedo seรฑores.

But first, a culinary "Papafact" for better understanding. What do pizza dough and beer have in common? They both contain yeast! Beer is left to ferment for a good long while. Pizza dough, just for a little bit. Do you know what happens when you let pizza dough over-ferment? Well, you end up with dough full of tiny pockets of delicious gasโ€”hmmm... yeast farts (Yuck). Fart-flavored pizza, folks.
Estaba tan empingado que tuve que hacer parada obligatoria en BATIDOS BATUKA, freezerรญa que legรญtimamente llevo 10 aรฑos siendo cliente y nunca me ha fallado

Me tomรฉ el batido de Guayaba y cรณmo todos sabes
Un batido de guayaba lo cura todo, mejora cualquier dรญa
Dios mรญo Praise Guayaba

I was so damn hot that I had to make a mandatory stop at BATIDOS BATUKAโ€”a smoothie spot where Iโ€™ve been a loyal customer for 10 years and which has never let me down.

I had the guava smoothie, and as everyone knows...
A guava smoothie cures everything; it makes any day better.
Oh my Godโ€”praise guava.