🗣️🐷 NEW: 🇬🇧 David 'Hameron' Calls For Immediate Pause To Gaza Fighting

What's more embarrassing for David, sticking his male appendage in a pig's mouth or supporting genocide?

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🤡😂🇩🇪Plane Pain - Again: German FM Suffers MORE Flight Trouble

Annalena Baerbock was forced to make an unplanned stopover in Saudi Arabia after her plane was denied permission to fly over Eritrea en route to Djibouti.

In 2023, Baerbock cancelled a trip to the Indo-Pacific due to repeated mechanical issues with her plane, then was stranded in Doha, Qatar, because of a flat tire, and in 2022 she couldn't attend a meeting with her British counterpart because her airplane was grounded in Ireland due to ice.

"When things happen that are not actually planned, you have to be flexible," Baerbock said.

360 flexible?

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🇬🇧'Conscription' MELTDOWN: Brits In Panic As MSM Fearmongers Over Forced Military Service

The media terrified some residents of the UK on Wednesday after a former Army official suggested Brits might be called up in the case of war (subtly hinting at Russia).

This caller echoes many people's sentiments, but note how the presenter tries to compare the current geopolitical situation with Nazi Germany...

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🇬🇧 Bedroom Coup? Fresh-Faced Former Advisor Plots To Topple Sunak - Reports

Rishi Sunak's ex-special adviser, Will Dry, is plotting to remove him as PM and is working alongside a secret group of 20 former advisors and MPs, according to reports.

Just as soon as he finishes his homework...

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⚠️ Israel Demolishes Some 1,100 of 2,800 Buildings on Land it Intends to Use as Buffer Zone - FT

Amos Yadlin, former head of Israeli military intelligence, expects Tel Aviv will enforce a “perimeter” of 500 metres to 1km inside Gaza once the fighting was over.

“This will be a buffer: no one will be there, only mines . . .  to make sure October 7 never happens again,” he said.

Israeli officials have declined to comment on how wide the buffer will be.

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⚡️BREAKING: Suspected Perpetrator On the Run after Girl Killed at School in South-Western German Village of St Leon-Rot – DPA Citing Police

The suspect is another pupil from the school, police said.

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😳 Turkish C-160 military cargo plane makes an emergency landing in Kayseri, 🇹🇷 - immediately after take-off due to technical malfunction

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