When Guns Were The Locks Of The Treasure Box
by C. M. Russell

Maybe you aren't supposed to be under never ending micro-stress, anon.

"We need to put more chemicals into your drinking water to kill the bacteria because of global warming, fellow urbanite. Trust the science."

Always sad when they turn something cool into a tourist trap. They made climbing Everest so easy that senior women can pull it off and filled it with garbage