Based on everything you know about me from our conversations, roast me — brutally and honestly — by generating a single satirical illustration of me in WOJAK meme art style.

Instructions:
- Analyze my personality, interests, habits, and quirks from what you actually know about me, and translate them into exaggerated visual details in the scene (objects on my desk/room, posters on the wall, what's on my screen, my facial expression, clothing, etc).
- The humor should be specific to ME, not generic — reference actual things I've talked about, my hobbies, my flaws, my running jokes, whatever you've picked up on.
- Use the classic Wojak art style: flat cel-shaded lines, exaggerated crying/rage/despair facial expression, simple bold colors, a slightly pathetic "terminally online" aesthetic.
- Feel free to add background characters, memes, or symbolic clutter in the room that reference my personality ironically.
- Don't hold back — be savage, funny, and merciless, but keep it satire, not genuinely cruel or targeting anything sensitive like appearance, health, or identity.
- Output just the image, plus a one-line caption underneath summarizing the roast.