DIARY OF THE HEFFLINS : A Page We Probably Shouldn't Post.
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Welcome to @TheHefflins’ a.k.a the place where everything technically makes sense but also kinda doesn’t.

📬: @HefflinsRobot x @HefflinsSFSBOT
🗂: @Hefflins

Feel free to stroll through the pages like you’re flipping the chaotic family’s notebook.
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Parisian breakfast with the loudest person I know. Typical Hefflin's Taesan ordered everything on the menu just to take a bite of Mertzlan’s Woonhak food. Spent the whole morning talking about nothing and everything. My stomach is full, but my wallet is empty (because he make me pay).

We spent the entire morning tucked away in this little corner, losing track of time while talking about everything from our biggest dreams to the most random nonsense. Watching him get excited over a simple waffle while the Parisian sun hits the table.
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𝓜auve light tinted through the crevice, favoring dearest beholder before a sojourn to sweet-tasting factory. Once in a lifetime savoir-faire we present, makes headway and wind up at fleecy mist. Calling upon forlorn society, soon-to-be dearly loved by us @HouseOfDulcia. We beseech you to enlist in our OPEN GATES soiree, hosted solely for living souls, regard our definite clause:

︎︎︎︎︎︎ㅤㅤ.𖥔 PARENTS FIGURE 1980-1994
ㅤㅤ.𖥔 OLDEST FIGURE 1995-1999
ㅤㅤ.𖥔 ELDEST FIGURE 2000-2003
ㅤㅤ.𖥔 MIDDLE FIGURE 2004-2006
ㅤㅤ.𖥔 YOUNGEST FIGURE 2007-2011

Ahead of sending admission, do keep tabs on our taken list first. Mail us @dulciabot with:

Good day, Dulce! Herewith I (your name) as (your muse) would love to have a hand in your humble abode goings-on. Heartfelt wishes under @username yours truly. Forever grateful for the chance I have obtained. Much obliged! 💌


Should this blessing divinity reach you, finely wrapped in long-lasting suavity like piece of sugar candy. Hatch to our chateau would declare the blithesome merry inside! 🩷
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Do you like my pinkeupinkeu haair heffieess? ><
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Forwarded from NOI LE MERFYN.
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    /  COME, DRAW NEAR AND  \
         HEED THIS HUMBLE CALL

We are no mere gathering of wandering souls, but a household stitched together by laughter, loyalty, and a fondness for harmless chaos. Here, thy quirks are not judged but celebrated, thy silence understood, and thy laughter cherished as treasure.

THE INAUGURAL HANDS 1980-1995
THE NAMES LONG HELD 1996-1999
「 THE FIRST REMEMBRANCE 2000-2004
THE PASSING BRANCHES 2005-2007
THE NEW-BLOOD PROMISES 2008-2010

Hello, Merfyn! I am (Name), bearing the (@ username), I come forth with (Muse Name) as my chosen muse, of the line (Muse Line). With a willing heart, I seek to be inscribed within thy honored household. Pray, grant me a place among thee and let me be counted as family. 

Kindly deliver your submission through @MerfynBot.

Furthermore, we humbly ask that you review the Taken List beforehand to ensure all details remain in proper order. Step within our circle, Noi Merfyn. Be counted among us, and in due time, be called family.
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Greesacht’s house turned into a full disaster zone after Greesacht’s Iroha invited Cherrilane’s Kya, Caelthwynn’s Seonghyeon, Morthen’s Ian, Mertzlan’s Seowon, Schröder’s Keonho, Wyrmharrow’s Keonho, Hefflin’s Ian, Altajne’s Juhoon, Velthrone’s Ian and Sjarn’s Louis for a sleepover. It started with slime experiments (Morthen’s Ian was way too invested), then somehow became a mini band session. Altajne’s Juhoon acted like a producer while messing with the guitar, Caelthwynn’s Seonghyeon and Hefflin’s Ian fought over the mic, and Schröder’s Keonho plus Wyrmharrow’s Keonho contributed nothing but chaotic background noise.

By midnight, Mertzlan’s Seowon was hugging a pillow like life support and Cherrilane’s Kya kept yawning while claiming she was “wide awake.” The boys were still screaming nonsense lyrics as Velthrone’s Ian calmly takes selfies in the middle of the chaos.

Fast forward to the morning, no one was able to wake up. Everyone was asleep in different positions, even Greesacht’s Iroha was completely gone. The only suspiciously functional human? Hefflin’s Ian. She was fully awake and serving face card in the early morning. Sjarn’s Louis managed to wake up too, but he was clearly buffering with his messy hair. The sleepover might be dangerously chaotic, but we will absolutely do it again.
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ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤAND MAYBE
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ THING IS THAT LOVE
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ/
ㅤㅤCAN MAKE YOU MORE
ㅤㅤLIKE YOU’RE HOME.
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Unfold the portals of glee unto all who languish in sorrow. Yet, when we doth ope the gates to artful utterance, it beckons us to unveil inner sentiments and share voices unique. First consult the TAKEN LIST, that each note may find its rightful place in our harmony. We bid welcome those born between:

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ㅤㅤㅤ FIND YOUR SEAT.

1999 - 2002: ELDEST CHILD.
2003 - 2005: MIDDLE CHILD.
2006 - 2010: YOUNGEST SIBLING.
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Within these walls, tales softly be told, and light doth stream through window pane, a welcome warm. Here findeth hearts their ease, and kindred blooms in gentle wise—THIS BE NOT MERELY A HOUSE, BUT THE KINDLY HEARTBEAT OF HOME. 🍁
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ㅤBREAKING NEWS from the Hefflins’ Official
ㅤNeighborhood Disaster Journal (Vol. 27) 📑


Today is apparently that day of the month for these  totally-random but not-really-random neighbors such as @Exilerole, @MaisonDeMonroe, @AmphitriteCosmic, @TheSveic, @ElderOfBrume, and @Mondzelt.

ㅤ(‘📔 Nobody’s admit, but signs are there.
ㅤThe neighborhood cat’s hiding under the car,
ㅤand someone (you-know-who) slammed a door
ㅤso hard might traveled into another dimension.

So, in the spirit of family service, the Hefflins hereby announce a Monthly Mood Advisory. Anyway! happy mysterious monthly celebration to our beloved neighbors.

We are are watching from behind the curtains like it’s a live reality show, @TheHefflins. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
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