DIARY OF THE HEFFLINS : A Page We Probably Shouldn't Post.
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Welcome to @TheHefflins’ a.k.a the place where everything technically makes sense but also kinda doesn’t.

📬: @HefflinsRobot x @HefflinsSFSBOT
🗂: @Hefflins

Feel free to stroll through the pages like you’re flipping the chaotic family’s notebook.
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ㅤBREAKING NEWS from the Hefflins’ Official
ㅤNeighborhood Disaster Journal (Vol. 27)
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Today is apparently that day of the month for these  totally-random but not-really-random neighbors such as @TheGritner, @Calsearth, @KinofGreesacht, @TheWonxy, @NoiMerfyn, @Hoonarchy, and @LouisSociety.

ㅤ(‘📔 Nobody’s admit, but signs are there.
ㅤThe neighborhood cat’s hiding under the car,
ㅤand someone (you-know-who) slammed a door
ㅤso hard might traveled into another dimension.

So, in the spirit of family service, the Hefflins hereby announce a Monthly Mood Advisory. Anyway! happy mysterious monthly celebration to our beloved neighbors.

We are are watching from behind the curtains like it’s a live reality show, @TheHefflins. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
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Parisian breakfast with the loudest person I know. Typical Hefflin's Taesan ordered everything on the menu just to take a bite of Mertzlan’s Woonhak food. Spent the whole morning talking about nothing and everything. My stomach is full, but my wallet is empty (because he make me pay).

We spent the entire morning tucked away in this little corner, losing track of time while talking about everything from our biggest dreams to the most random nonsense. Watching him get excited over a simple waffle while the Parisian sun hits the table.
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𝓜auve light tinted through the crevice, favoring dearest beholder before a sojourn to sweet-tasting factory. Once in a lifetime savoir-faire we present, makes headway and wind up at fleecy mist. Calling upon forlorn society, soon-to-be dearly loved by us @HouseOfDulcia. We beseech you to enlist in our OPEN GATES soiree, hosted solely for living souls, regard our definite clause:

︎︎︎︎︎︎ㅤㅤ.𖥔 PARENTS FIGURE 1980-1994
ㅤㅤ.𖥔 OLDEST FIGURE 1995-1999
ㅤㅤ.𖥔 ELDEST FIGURE 2000-2003
ㅤㅤ.𖥔 MIDDLE FIGURE 2004-2006
ㅤㅤ.𖥔 YOUNGEST FIGURE 2007-2011

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Good day, Dulce! Herewith I (your name) as (your muse) would love to have a hand in your humble abode goings-on. Heartfelt wishes under @username yours truly. Forever grateful for the chance I have obtained. Much obliged! 💌


Should this blessing divinity reach you, finely wrapped in long-lasting suavity like piece of sugar candy. Hatch to our chateau would declare the blithesome merry inside! 🩷