Current price at a middle of nowhere UP gas station (town population: 184, located in middle of woods) is less than half of that. Crazy.

They're hiring, by the way. And they don't do online applications. To talk to the manager.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to @TheDailyPoor on this thirty-third Sunday in Ordinary Time.

https://www.vatican.va/content/francesco/en/messages/poveri/documents/20230613-messaggio-vii-giornatamondiale-poveri-2023.html

CODE OF THE NORTH
An open letter to prospective immigrants
[By Lon L. Emerick, from Paradise North: Seasons in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan]

A long time resident of the Upper Peninsula, disgruntled by the behavior of some summer visitors, composed a protest song. It is pretty blunt and a bit rude but you can judge for yourself. Here is the first verse:

We see you've reached the U.P., feast your eyes and ears,
You just departed troll-land and aren't you surprised.
You crossed the Mighty Mac and now you're over here,
But this is not your playground, Let's get that very clear.

In the spirit of more civic discourse, I was moved to prepare the following Code of the North so that visitors and would-be new immigrants to the Upper Peninsula would have a "user manual" to guide them.

Code of the North

The Upper Peninsula requires prospective immigrants to struggle and endure its riggers before the land will accept them and bestow its blessings.

- Samuel Satterly, Copper Miner Central Mine, 1875

It was one of those glorious evenings in August and the Upper Peninsula was putting on quite a show for a friend and prospective new resident.

We had taken our guest out to Little Presque Isle, a showplace of this area, for an evening stroll. The waves of the Superior Lake and the wind in the pines combined to create a wondrous natural symphony.

When we paused to admire the white-capped lake and the shadows and the slanting sun, a loan hermit thrush added his flute-like coda.

Even after all the years of enjoying this signature spot north of Marquette, Lynn and I were awestruck. Then our companion said, "Now, if only we could hear Bach playing in the background, this would be perfect."

We were astonished by his remark: Why were the natural sounds and visual beauty not enough?

As time goes on, more and more people will be coming north to seek the quality of life we enjoy—open space, opportunities for solitude, incredible beauty, availability of outdoor activities, a strong sense of heritage, lack of crowds, locally owned businesses, two-track roads, places where phones can't reach us—the list goes on.

Some new residents, however, maybe hooked on romantic myths about the North, much more so than long time residents. Far more alarming, they have false expectations about bringing their urban/suburban lifestyles into the great outdoors.

There is an unwritten code of conduct, usually respected by people living in the Upper Peninsula. To be sure, the wild of the north has been tamed. Consider the oxymoronic slogan developed by an out-of-date consulting firm and adopted a few years ago by an area tourist association to lure people here: "Discover how civilized our wilderness can be."

Fortunately, for those of us addicted to wild places and natural settings, there still are large tracks of forest to tramp, undeveloped rivers to fish and a myriad of sparkling clean lakes to swim or lunch a boat.

However, before seeking admission to this Superior Peninsula, a newcomer will want to be aware of the realities of living in the isolated north country; it presents very different challenges than urban or suburban life.

That is why we like it, and we harbor some anxiety that new residents or visitors will arrive with certain expectations of comfort that lead them to try to alter what we love.

Climate
Actually, we don't have a climate in the U.P., we have weather. Do we ever have weather! There is no way to gloss it over: we have long cold snowy winters.

In order to survive and thrive here, you have to be able to find positive values in the lengthy white season. (Have you ever spent time looking—really looking—at snowflakes, or long blue shadows in January?) Finding joy in winter here also requires strong inner resources to use the time to learn and entertain oneself.

Insects
Black flies, wood ticks, mosquitoes, deer flies. These critters to send in hordes as soon as the snow melts. Don't expect massive spraying programs here.

Wildlife
There are bears in the woods (and sometimes in town), deer on the roads (and sometimes eating plants in your yard), a thriving population of Timberwolves and lots of other smaller animals. It's their home, too, and they were here first.

Roads
There is no interstate highway in the U.P., except for one shorter section from Mackinac Bridge to Sault Ste. Marie. Most of the roads are two-lane. There are many miles of gravel and two-track dirt roads to explore.

If you choose to build your home in a remote area, don't expect the roads to be paved, the school bus to trundle out for your children, water and septic service to be provided, electric wires to be strung to your new location or the snow plow to show up early in the morning after the big January storm. Rural living is what it is, and is likely to remain so.

Transportation
Some planes, no trains, mostly cars for moving about up here. Be aware the weather is a major factor in both flying and driving; it takes more time to get somewhere and sometimes you can't get there from here.

Phones
There are places in this region where a cell phone will not work. Many of us think that's a good thing, as we view the proliferation of tall, visible towers needed to carry those signals.

Emergencies
Keep in mind that the population is sparse and the distances are great, so it may take longer for a first responder corps or an ambulance crew to reach you in the event of an accident or sudden illness.

Consumer items
Although the region is well on its way to possessing every chain superstore known to Western civilization, there may be items or choices that frustrate the urban-dweller or longtime lover of gigantic malls.

Employment
The options for gainful employment you may have enjoyed in more populous areas will be more limited here. Even if you are lucky enough, or creative enough, to put together satisfactory work here, you may have to be willing to trade the high salaries of the cities for other values to be gained.

As a long time lover of this wondrous Superior Peninsula, I worry what the future may bring. The slower pace of life and the gentle rhymes of the land are part of our being. Will visitors or prospective immigrants embrace the whole experience of living in the Upper Peninsula and add their enthusiasm, creativity and skills to the community, or will they come with other, more material values and attempt to alter us as well as the land? Will we morph into a venue, not a place—a backdrop for activities and ways of living that one could do anywhere?

I offer only this plea:
Please don't come to the Upper Peninsula and try to alter the land or our way of life. Don't set about to change this place into the place you have just left (or fled).

It is what it is, and we like it that way.

Rather, approach our beloved north country with reverence and awe.

Tuck yourself in here and let the land change you.

I'm giving this guy my weekly pay

Th Daily Poor. Lol

> Be Dollar Tree
> Have ~6,000,000 stores in the U.P.
> Still don't put it on US map
> Based, they're aware that you shouldn't openly display secrets

Man, that $1,500 a month rent sure is "ridiculously low."

I take this as God telling us that skyscrapers are evil

So, I looked into this. $1500 is literally above 2022's average rent for a 3BR apartment by a bit.

Rent usually goes up by something like 2 or 3 percent per year. Consequently, this guy says a rent that's just a touch above the current expected average is "ridiculously low."

So, there's a bit of an issue in looking at small town data. That is, they usually only have 5 year estimates. So, we have to do a bit of guesswork.

The most recent data available is from 2021. From that dataset, the national average for a 3BR is $1301. 2022 nationwide data from the single year says $1449. Multiply that by 1.03 and we get an expected average of $1492 per month for 2023. As such, we can expect that the values for the 2023 would be about x value multiplied by 1.15. It's a guess, but an informed guess.

Will see what we can find regarding specific places later. But for now, I need to run to the market.

I wonder what the urban/rural split looks like on the rent price

Just ran this. Ran correlation between urban % of population on the county level and median gross rent total, for just studios, and for each BR count. All had about a 0.56 correlation, except studios, which was at 0.4.