Hmmm.

Sometimes I wonder if the Republicans could man it up and propose a Great Compromise with the Moloch of progressive America. We’d call it a compromise—but I’m really thinking more of a surrender. The compromise (a consent decree, even?) would run as follows:

We, the undersigned Republicans, admit that we are foul kulak racists and deserve only to lose. We shall therefore crawl back into our holes and cling bitterly to our guns, etc. We henceforth dissolve the Republican Party and all its organs, especially Fox News. All future elections will be won by the Democrats, who are winners and golden in the light of Allah. May they enjoy eternal diversity.

We, the undersigned Democrats, accept with a heavy conscience the burden of world domination. We agree to admit that we are the ruling party in a one-party state which controls the entire freakin’ planet. We promise that we will never whine that we’re being oppressed when some stupid worthless kulak thinks he can fight back, which he can’t, for five minutes.

And finally, since there are no more elections and no more Republicans to humiliate, we are out of the meatpuppet business. We will no longer import, bribe, invent, or otherwise create meatpuppet or sockpuppet voters. Frankly, we didn’t want these people in Takoma Park anyway. The landscaping might get a little scruffy, but come on—Maryland is full of redneck grits. What do they do all day, farm? They can drive their F150s down from Hagerstown, and come cut our damned lawns.

Wow, there really was an immigration-related vehicle in Marquette. "ICE in Marquette! ICE IN MARQUETTE!"

We have a single photo of a U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) vehicle. That's what libs are freaking out about. It's not even ICE.

Libs definitely have more energy at the moment. I cannot imagine the right getting this riled up because of one photo of a vehicle kinda adjacently related to something they care about.

"Well, couldn't this be because libs are dumber?" No. Conservatives are dumber. It could be partially because they're more neurotic, though.

Info from https://iceout.org.

So cold out this morning that my tears froze while I was shoveling the snow...

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Another "ICE sighting" in Marquette. This time, it was a local police officer parked near a pizza place.

I'm starting to hypothesize that leftist Yoopers just don't know what ICE is.

More importantly, that man is driving with too much snow on the top of his car! Give him a ticket for not scraping it off like a good citizen should.

From Dylan in chat:

Found this funny case in which there was a legal issue which required defining a sandwich. The judge in the case took a strong stand against the evils of nominalism and rejected the argument that a burrito is a sandwich. For this valiant act of defending realism in law, the academic mainstream decried him as racist.

https://repository.law.umich.edu/mjrl/vol14/iss1/1/