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Good morning.

John Dewey is the anti TDP.

Real footage from a remote house in Copper Harbor last night.

Many parents nowadays have a sort of "you can't teach an old child new tricks" attitude. Today, a parent complained that they can't read their child's handwriting, but then at the suggestion that he can be helped to write more neatly, suggested that "it's too late for that." The kid is 10.

This man is very dangerous. Do not let him out in public. Should be quarantined immediately.

Old people are the best people.

Pour one out for a real nigga's favorite restaurant.

Someone's going to write a heck of an essay about this.

My Stouffer's has finally arrived!

The swim party is at Presque Isle in 10 minutes.

A warning to anyone considering visiting the UP: the locals are dangerous. They will approach you in groups singing sea shanties. If you do not join them in song, they are likely to get violent, and if you still refuse, they might even kill you. Be careful out there.

> Driving down highway.
> Speed limit is 55 mph.
> Driving 55, cool as a cucumber.
> Guy starts tailgating.
> I maintain speed.
> He flashes his bright.
> I slow down.
> He flashes them again.
> Repeat.
> I am now going 30.

Good reminder that the founders were Whigs. And radical Whigs at that.

Let's imagine some American colony rebelled. I don't know, let's say it's France. France rebels against us and successfully breaks out of the empire. The rebellion is led by radical lefties and its foundational credos are leftist nonsense about the equality of man, the freedoms he is owed, and the pursuit of material happiness. What would we expect the country to look like 250 years in the future?

If you have a reasonable outlook on the world, the oracle's prediction that it quickly rots and 250 years from now is an utter trainwreck will not surprise you.

The same thinking applies to the US. Do not forget that leftism is the original sin of these United States.

I am asking each and every one of you to send prayers in my direction for a specific reason that I cannot disclose at the moment. By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.

And people say Yoopers don't have culture....