Dull Academic Incessant Liturgical Yapping: Philosophical Orations on Order & Reaction
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What would an authentic Trump victory look like? They are many valid signs. One of them would be that in 2028 the Democratic candidate for president would be sometime like Stephen Miller.
As my 19th rule, I'm handing control of the channel to a class of kindergarteners. Enjoy their postings. They are good and intelligent people who are worthy of posting here based on their merit alone due to the principle of human equality.
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Okay, that's enough. No more of this nonsense. These reprobates are responsible for the deterioration of the quality of recent posts. Things have really gone down hill lately and these stupid children are to blame. We're repealing the 19th and taking posts away from kindergartners, who are the blameworthy ones in this situation. Never trust a kindergartner—they are evil.
Forwarded from Markus Aurelius
I see the point you are trying to make and I think it's the following:

If the country was established in a subversive manner, doing a disservice to the inhabitants from its very inception, it would follow logically that these newly formed NGOs would continue this subversion and not create new subversions.

I believe that globalists formed the US. They have installed presidents from the very first one. They have controlled everything including its deception, subversion, and eventual decay.

Therefore, these NGOs, who are also controlled by globalists, just continue the subversion and the destruction of the so-called "United States".
Forwarded from Arthur Schopenjuper
Dull Academic Incessant Liturgical Yapping: Philosophical Orations on Order & Reaction
I see the point you are trying to make and I think it's the following: If the country was established in a subversive manner, doing a disservice to the inhabitants from its very inception, it would follow logically that these newly formed NGOs would continue…
Yeah, precisely.

Like, hypothetically, let's imagine California rebels and splits off. Let's say it calls itself Fagistan and has lowered the age of consent for homosexual sex down to 12 years old. 20 years from now, things are rolling! New political forces have lowered it to age 10.

This wouldn't be a subversion of the values of Fagistan, but more like a distillation of them.

The American line is certainly less cartoonish and straightforward, but the reality, I contend, is similar: us Americans live in an America of further distilled American values.
The following is a good addition to the earlier posts from Markus & co.
Forwarded from Poor Reads
But America has so many problems! No, she doesn’t. America has only one problem: America is a communist country. And has been since before you were born. And probably before your mother was born. Earl Browder was right: communism is as American as apple pie. Russia didn’t infect America. America infected Russia.

— Curtis Yarvin

WHO ARE THE AMERICANS?

THE question asked of Communists more frequently than any other, if we can judge from the Hearst newspapers, is this:

"If you don't like this country, why don't you go back where you came from?"

The truth is, if you insist on knowing, Mr. Hearst, we Communists like this country very much. We cannot think of any other spot on the globe where we would rather be than exactly this one. We love our country. Our affection is all the more deep in that we have watered it with the sweat of our labor—labor which made this country what it is; our mothers nourished it with the tears they shed over the troubles and tragedies of rearing babies in a land controlled by profit and profit-makers. If we did not love our country so much, perhaps we would surrender it to Wall Street.

Of course when we speak of our love of America, we mean something quite different from what Mr. Hearst is speaking about in his daily editorial diatribes. We mean that we love the masses of the toiling people. We find in these masses a great reservoir of all things admirable and lovable, all things that make life worth living. We are filled with anger when we see millions of these people whom we love being degraded, starved, oppressed, beaten and jailed when they protest. We have a deep and moving hatred of the system, and of those who fatten on the system which turns our potential paradise into a living hell.

We are determined to save our country from the hell of capitalism. And most of us were born here, so Hearst's gag is not addressed to us anyway. But workers in America who happen to have been born abroad are just as much Americans as anybody else. We all originated across the waters, except perhaps a tiny minority of pure-blooded American Indians. The foreign-born workers have worked harder for less wages on behalf of this country than anybody else. They deserve, at a minimum, a little courtesy from those who would speak of Americanism. There is less historical justification in America than perhaps in any other major country for that narrow nationalism, that chauvinism, which makes a cult of a "chosen people."

We in America are a mongrel breed and we glory in it. We are the products of the melting pot of a couple of hundred nationalities. Our origin as a nation acknowledged its debt to a Polish Kosciusko, a German Von Steuben, a French Lafayette and countless other "foreigners."

Furthermore, let's be careful not to get snooty about pedigrees; half the names in the American social register were originally borne by men who were transported from Europe after conviction of crime or who in the new country became bold bandits and buccaneers. It was the more aggressive and violent types who rose to the top most quickly in our early days and laid the foundations of the great American fortunes. They were the Al Capones of their day, with no income-tax department to bring them to grief.

We love the past history of America and its masses, in spite of the Astors and Vanderbilts. We find in it a wealth of tradition striped in the purple tints of glory—the glory of men and women fighting fearlessly and self-sacrificingly against the throttling hand of a dead past, for those things upon which further progress depended.
Forwarded from Poor Reads
Around the birth of our country as an independent nation cluster such heroic names as those of Patrick Henry, whose famous shout, "As for me, give me liberty or give me death!" re-echoes down the corridors of time; of Thomas Paine, whose deathless contribution to our national life of a militant anti-clericalism has long survived the many pamphlets with which he fought, the form of which alone belongs to a past age; of Thomas Jefferson, whose favorite thought revolved about watering the tree of liberty with the blood of tyrants (he thought this "natural manure" should be applied to the tree about every twenty years!); of all the founding fathers, whose chief claim to glory lies in their "treason" to the "constitutional government" of their day, and among whom the most opprobrious epithet was "loyalist."

These men, in their own time, faced the issues of their day, cut through the red tape of precedent, legalism and constitutionalism with a sword, made a revolution, killed off a dying and outworn system, and opened up a new chapter in world history.

Our American giants of 1776 were the "international incendiaries" of their day. They inspired revolutions throughout the world. The great French Revolution, the reverberations of which filled Europe's ears during the entire nineteenth century, took its first steps under the impulse given by the American Revolution. The Declaration of Independence was for that time what The Communist Manifesto is for ours. Copy all the most hysterical Hearst editorials of today against Moscow, Lenin, Stalin; substitute the words America, Washington, Jefferson; and the result is an almost verbatim copy of the diatribes of English and European reactionary politicians in the closing years of the eighteenth century against our American founding fathers. Revolution was then "an alien doctrine imported from America" as now it is "imported from Moscow."

After the counter-revolution engineered by Alexander Hamilton had been victorious and established itself under the Constitution in 1787, a period of reaction set in. There was, as in our modern days since the World War, a period marked by oppressive legislation which went down in history as the "Alien and Sedition Laws." But the American masses had not been mastered; those who rode high and mighty with their eighteenth-century counterparts of criminal syndicalism laws, deportations, Palmers, Dicksteins and McCormicks, were driven out of power in a struggle, often bloody and violent, which again for a period placed the representatives of the masses (then predominantly agrarian) in control of government.

The greatest figure of them all in the American tradition, Abraham Lincoln, became great because he, despite his own desire to avoid or compromise the struggle, was forced by history to lead to victory a long and bloody civil war whose chief historical significance was the wiping out of chattel slavery, the destruction of private property rights in persons, amending the Constitution in the only way it has ever been fundamentally amended. Lincoln's words, which still live today among the masses, are those which declared:

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it."

These words of Lincoln are but a paraphrasing of the Declaration of Independence. Our national holiday, July 4, is in memory of that immortal document of American history. The very heart of the Declaration, that which gives it life, without which all else becomes empty phrases, are these lines, the memory of which had grown dim until the Communists rescued them from the dust of libraries:
Forwarded from Poor Reads
"Whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends [life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness], it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it and to institute a new government, laying its foundations on such principles and organizing its powers in such forms, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.... When a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them [the masses] under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government and to provide new guards for their future security."

This is the heart of the American tradition. Without this revolutionary kernel, the whole history of the origin of our country becomes only the strutting of marionettes and stuffed shirts, the spread-eagle oratory of the Fourth of July under imperialism, the vulgar yappings of the Hearst press. Without this, patriotism becomes—as that acid critic of the British bourgeoisie, Dr. Johnson, described it—the last refuge of the scoundrel.

The revolutionary tradition is the heart of Americanism. That is incontestable, unless we are ready to agree that Americanism means what Hearst says—slavery to outlived institutions, preservation of privilege, the degradation of the masses.

We Communists claim the revolutionary traditions of Americanism. We are the only ones who consciously continue those traditions and apply them to the problems of today.

We are the Americans and Communism is the Americanism of the twentieth century.

That does not mean, of course, that we Communists raise the slogan of "Back to 1776." Such reactionary stupidity was committed by the LaFollette "third party" movement in 1924, typical as that movement was of a class grouping (petty bourgeoisie refusing to ally with workers) that had lost its historically progressive significance. That was no more in the spirit of our revolutionary forefathers than it would have been for the Declaration of Independence to proclaim, "Back to the Republic of Rome." To each day its own task; that of 1776 was to free a rising capitalism from the fetters of a dying feudal system, enabling it to expand the productive forces of mankind to a new high level; that of today is to free these tremendous productive forces created by capitalism, which are now being choked and destroyed because they have grown too big to live longer under capitalist property relations.

Americanism, in this revolutionary sense, means to stand in the forefront of human progress. It means never to submit to the forces of decay and death. It means constantly to free ourselves of the old, the outworn, the decaying, and to press forward to the young, the vital, the living, the expanding. It means to fight like hell against those who would plow under the crops in our fields, who would close down and scrap our factories, who would keep millions of willing toilers, anxious to create the good things of life, living like beggars upon charity.

Americanism, as we understand it, means to appropriate for our country all the best achievements of the human mind in all lands. Just as the men who wrote the Declaration of Independence had been nurtured upon the French Encyclopedists and the British classical political economists, so the men who will write our modern declaration of independence of a dying capitalist system must feed themselves upon the teachings of Marx, Engels, Lenin and Stalin, the modern representatives of human progress.

In the words of a famous American whose memory we love, we say to Mr. Hearst and all the Red-baiting cohorts of Wall Street: "If this be treason, make the most of it."
Forwarded from Poor Reads
This is how we American Communists read the history of our country. This is what we mean by Americanism. This is how we love our country, with the same burning love which Lenin bore for Russia, his native land. Like Lenin, we will fight to free our land from the blood-sucking reactionaries, place it in the hands of the masses, bring it into the international brotherhood of a World Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, and realize the prophetic lines of Walt Whitman:

"We have adhered too long to petty limits... the time has come to enfold the world."
—Earl Browder, "Who Are the Americans?" in What is Communism?

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In 1964, FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover described King as the “most notorious liar in the country.” On October 4, 1967, Representative John M. Ashbrook (R.-Ohio), as an extension of remarks in the Congressional Record, used forty columns of eight- and/or nine-point type to summarize King’s character. He found King to be an apostle of violence and lawlessness, a racist, a power-hungry tyrant, an associate of “the most radical elements in our society,” an individual who “has done more for the Communist Party than any other person of this decade.” Ashbrook described King’s methodology as “criminal conduct and conspiracy, not civil disobedience.” He also said that King’s disregard for the law is deplor- able, but his“disregard for the laws of God is almost inconceivable.”

— Francis X. Gannon, Biographical Dictionary of the Left

Last line is pure fire.
People are busy complaining about the failures of the Trump regime. They're complaining about 600,000 Chinese students and 50 year mortgages and 15 year car loans. But these were mere distractions. If you haven't been looking carefully, you will have missed what Trump has been doing under the libs' noses.

It will be announced soon that politics is over. The libs have lost. Now there will be only one political faction: MAGA.

What will be contained in this announcement?

To start, the "autobiographies" of all Democratic figures are being burned. Homes are being raided. All the copies of Obama's A Promised Land, Clinton's What Happened, etc. will be incinerated by flames hotter than hell itself. Their authors will be given show trials and whoever sings the loudest against the others might be spared.

All copies of Howard Zinn's A People's History of the United States will face a similar fate, but in front of a shining beacon of Trumpian victory: Howard Zinn, whose body has been exhumed and hanged from the gallows which Trump constructed under the guise of a "ballroom."

Joining the burn piles are all works of John Rawls, John Dewey, Ibram X. Kindi, Judith Butler, etc. Every academic journal that advocated for anthropogenic global warming will be stripped from the record and burned. All United Nations publications which related to sustainable development goals, global compacts on migration, or human rights declarations will be incinerated.

All works on gender studies and queer theory will be burned.

All works on critical race theory will be burned.

All works on diversity, equity, and inclusion will be burned.

All current history textbooks will be burned. They will be replaced with a new, better, MAGA history.

All civics textbooks will be burned. They will be replaced by books written by authors who approve of the Trump lifetime presidency and who would never consider using the phrase "living document" except as a pejorative against their enemies.

Archives of activist media outlets like The New York Times will be burned. The Guardian? Burned. The Atlantic? Burned. The Washington Post? Burned.

All materials from non-profit publications like the ACLU and the SPLC will be burned.

All children's books that depict homosexual couplings will be burned.

All children's books that depict interracial couplings will be burned.

All children's books that promote social justice or celebrate progressive historical figures will be burned.

Dystopian novels written by libs, such as The Handmaid's Tale, 1984, and Brave new World will be burned.

All subversive music will be burned.

Protest music? Burned.

Rap music? Burned.

Degenerate modern pop music? Burned.

"This Land is Your Land"? Burned.

Given that we Trumpians are men of culture, we will of course have replacements for all of these works. Your children will be reading The Story of Donald Trump and The Adventures of Steve Bannon. You will be singing a new, even more American national anthem. I cannot tell you how excited I am for this new age.

But that's not all.

There will be a further public cleansing. This isn't just about media.

All variants of the pride flag will be destroyed. Streets will be paved. Wardrobes will be raided. Buildings will be torn down. Next year, only the memory will remain.

BLM? Not even the memory will remain. If you think your neighbor might remember this phrase, let us know and we'll deal with the situation.

We will of course also need to rename some public spaces. All things named after Martin Luther King Jr. will hitherto be known as, for example, "Robert E. Lee. Blvd." Harvey Milk Plaza will now be known as "Richard Nixon Plaza." Cesar Chavez Way is now "Joseph McCarthy Way."

All statues of Martin Luther King Jr. will be destroyed and replaced with monuments of George Fitzhugh, who famously said "But, to protect men, we must have the power of controlling them. We must first enslave them before we can protect them."