Dull Academic Incessant Liturgical Yapping: Philosophical Orations on Order & Reaction
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Conversation between my student and his chess opponent:

O: Play rematch?
O: Hello
S: Sorry, but after this game I have got to go.
O: ??
O: Fuck your mother
O: Asshole
S: Profanity doesn't win games.
My message is simple: the jury is a retard; no not respect him; teach him like you would an unruly child.
I'm almost thinking this example is too extreme and has to be made up.
What would an authentic Trump victory look like? They are many valid signs. One of them would be that in 2028 the Democratic candidate for president would be sometime like Stephen Miller.
As my 19th rule, I'm handing control of the channel to a class of kindergarteners. Enjoy their postings. They are good and intelligent people who are worthy of posting here based on their merit alone due to the principle of human equality.
we haf chikn nuggits. i got 5. sam got 6. that is not fair. i dip in kechup. i spilld my milk. it is on my pants. i am sticky. i want mor nuggits.
i drew a picture of a dinosaur. it was red. Jenny sed dinosaurs are not red. Mis susan sed my picture is nice but dinosaurs are green. she is rong. i saw a red one in my book. the teachers are rong sometimes.
i hav a dog buster. he is fast. hee eatid my red shoo. mom is mad. i am not mad. i like my dog.
i ate a crayon. it tasted like purple. my tung is purple. mom is mad.
RESES. i runned. i plaid tag. i am the fastest. alex is not. i fell. my nee is red.
i putted my shoes on the backwords feet today. on purrpuss. it felt funny. my mom sed i was silly. i am not silly. i am REBEL.