Nigga has never read Platon.

Who's your favorite blind photographer?

Da truth.

Today, one random subscriber will perish.

*Spins the wheel.*

Sorry, John. You had a good run.

Sweepy has been executed.

Little know this, but Sweepy wasn't black. Nor was he Korean. He lived in Boston, was a member of First Church Boston, and was named John Orestes Mather Brownson. May he rest in peace.

Additionally, I have taken over his accounts and will continue to post as him in his memory.

Doubtful.