Just think about all the wonderful things you'd be missing out on if you didn't live in an urban center...

Ladies and gentlemen, I have been working long into the night on my latest invention. It is two fried chicken fillets INSTEAD of bread with bacon, cheese, and a secret Franssen sauce in the middle. I have yet to give it a name... Behold! My latest masterpiece!

Nigga has never read Platon.

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