"Let's place non-native and toxic plants that look like those the local herbivores enjoy," said the local geniuses

Liberalism.

Large water main broke and flooded a part of Southwest Detroit. It then froze.

Oh boy

the ConInc tards who are constantly rallying around muh constitution always leave this part out, what a strange oversight 🤔

This would be a lot more convincing if the country's very first president wasn't saying things like this:

I had always hoped that this land might become a safe and agreeable Asylum to the virtuous and persecuted part of mankind, to whatever nation they might belong.

My favorite Washingtonism, though, is from a letter he wrote to a Jewish settlement telling them about how great the US will be for their people:

The Citizens of the United States of America have a right to applaud themselves for having given to mankind examples of an enlarged and liberal policy: a policy worthy of imitation. All possess alike liberty of conscience and immunities of citizenship It is now no more that toleration is spoken of, as if it was by the indulgence of one class of people, that another enjoyed the exercise of their inherent natural rights. For happily the Government of the United States, which gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance requires only that they who live under its protection should demean themselves as good citizens, in giving it on all occasions their effectual support.

No sanction to bigotry! Not in the great USA!

(It's almost like this country was founded by libs, who went on to be the dominant cultural force throughout its history.)

Any answer that isn't Cromwell or earlier is completely insane