Dull Academic Incessant Liturgical Yapping: Philosophical Orations on Order & Reaction
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Does she... Not... Normally... Walk 30 minutes each day? Surely she means "extra," right?
Socrates owes his immortality of fame as the martyr of philosophy not to any melodramatic outburst of popular sentiment on the part of an emotional democracy, but to the Providence which gave him as younger friend and follower the one man in history who has combined supreme greatness as a philosophic thinker with equal greatness as a master of language, and so has been, directly or indirectly, the teacher of all thinking men since his own day.
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Fake man-made food product is bad? Whaaaaat?

(The "ingredient," which is actually two ingredients because journalists can't grammar, is a set food-science grade emulsifiers called carboxymethylcellulose and polysorbate 80. They're both carcinogenic in mice, due to causing changes in intestinal bacteria; we also know that these ingredients cause the same changes in our intestinal bacteria, though inferring that those same changes also cause cancer in humans is a small jump that is empirically unconfirmed.)
Society sure has progressed by leaps and bounds in the last 90 years:

It was Socrates who, so far as can be seen, created the conception of the soul which has ever since dominated European thinking. For more than two thousand years it has been the standing assumption of the civilized European man that he has a soul, something which is the seat of his normal waking intelligence and moral character, and that, since this soul is either identical with himself or at any rate the most important thing about him, his supreme business in life is to make the most of it and do the best for it. There are, of course, a minority of persons who reject this theory of life, and some of them even deny the existence of a soul, but they are a small minority; to the vast mass of Europeans, to this day, the existence and the importance of the soul is a doctrine so familiar that it seems self-evident.
- Alfred Edward Taylor, Socrates, published 1933
The typical Greek “monster of wickedness,” the “tyrant” who has raised himself above all the laws, may spend his whole life “doing as he pleases” with the persons and property of all men, but just because he always does “just as he pleases,” he never gets what he really wishes for. He wishes for felicity, and gets the extreme of infelicity, a hopelessly diseased soul. It would be better to be a criminal under sentence of death, because death may be just the sharp “surgery” needed to cure the malady of the criminal’s soul. Thus, if a man really knew as assured and certain truth, of which he can no more doubt than he can doubt of his own existence, that the so-called “goods” of body and “estate” are as nothing in comparison with the good of the soul, and knew what the good of the soul is, nothing would ever tempt him to do evil. Evil-doing always rests upon a false estimate of goods. A man does the evil deed because he falsely expects to gain good by it, to get wealth, or power, or enjoyment, and does not reckon with the fact that the guilt of soul contracted immeasurably outweighs these supposed gains.
Quintus Fabius Maximus has one motive, and that's to make you as miserable as him. To brainwash you and create misery equity. He offers not even a solitary solution:

"Just keep delaying Hannibal."

If Hannibal were to be defeated, he would have nothing to keep the conscript fathers of the senate engaged.

He mentally breaks you down and then traps you. You're fed new misery every time the senate convenes. Delay is the word of the day. This man is evil.

Want to delay? Say everything is doomed if we attack head-on? Why even fight? If you're going to delay Hannibal constantly, formulate a VIABLE strategy. He never will. They're all purely based in fantasy right now.

"Well if we stopped marching our legions headlong into complete slaughter, Hannibal would eventually be starved out."

That's like saying: "If I had a tree that dropped gold denarii instead of apples, I'd have no money troubles."

If Fabius' solution is not viable, then it's not a solution. It's fodder for the poets.

-The final senatorial speech of Lucius Aemilius Paullus before the battle of Cannae