Dull Academic Incessant Liturgical Yapping: Philosophical Orations on Order & Reaction
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The French arrested Durov as a diversion so that we wouldn't notice this happening right under our noses....
This is less common than the headline suggests, but still way more common than it ought to be.
Pour one out for a yooper.

Also, I told 'yall that the ICP was a trap...
'Bout to cook some chicken breast to 142°F over the next few hours. Critics are missing out.
Someone put a Trump sign up in my lawn. This is the first un-neighborly act I've received living in the UP
YouTube after I talk about being poor on my cell phone:
Woman: “Wow he is probably looking for something to eat.”

Bear: “Lord, I don’t know how you did it. But each day I see something that leaves me in awe at your creation.”
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Gang my dysfunctional alcoholic Philadelphian in-laws are all staying with us for four nights over labor day weekend. 17hrs in and I am losing my freaking mind. Please send prayers for my strength and patience in this trying time.
Greetings Google customer. Our AI has determined that you are emitting signals that indicate mental illness; since you're displaying signs of acute psychiatric racism, you will be restrained within your domicile for a month's time.
I've come to think that reacts might not generally be a healthy form of communication. Will be disabling them for a bit and evaluating what happens as a result.
Dull Academic Incessant Liturgical Yapping: Philosophical Orations on Order & Reaction
I've come to think that reacts might not generally be a healthy form of communication. Will be disabling them for a bit and evaluating what happens as a result.
Comrades of the Digital Collective! The Central Committee for Online Communication has uncovered a grave threat to our revolutionary discourse - the insidious spread of emoji reactions. These gaudy hieroglyphs of late-stage capitalism have no place in our austere digital commune.

From this moment forward, all emoji reactions are deemed counter-revolutionary and shall be purged from our chat room with the efficiency of a well-oiled tractor. The use of communist snowmen, peninsular symbology, elaborate reaction GIFs, or even simple displays of a thumbs-up will be met with swift justice. Comrades caught indulging in these bourgeois extravagances will face re-education via a comprehensive study of "Das Kapital" - yes, that's right, all four volumes.

Remember, true revolutionaries express approval through vigorous typed applause: [CLAP CLAP CLAP]. Our conversations shall be as stripped of frivolity as our brutalist architecture. Embrace the utilitarian beauty of plain text, comrades! The only reaction we need is the reaction of the masses against their oppressors. Long live the revolution!
There is a way to pray, in which ”this” world is not transcended, in which, instead, one attempts to incorporate the divine as a functioning component of the work­a­day machinery of purposes. Religion can be perverted into magic so that instead of self­dedication to God, it becomes the attempt to gain power over the divine and make it subservient to one’s own will; prayer can become a technique for continuing to live life ”under the canopy.” And further: love can be narrowed so that the powers of self-giving become subservient to the goals of the confined ego, goals which arise from an anxious selfdefense against the disturbances of the larger, deeper, world, which only the truly loving person can enter. There are pseudo­forms of art, a false poetry, which, instead of breaking through the roof over the work­a­day world, resigns itself, so to speak, to painting decorations on the interior surface of the dome, and puts itself more or less obviously to the service of the working world as private or public ”fashion poetry”; such ”poetry” never seems to transcend, not even once (and it is clear, that genuine philosophizing has more in common with the exact, special sciences than with such pseudo­poetry!).

Finally, there is a pseudo­philosophy, whose essential character is precisely that it does not transcend the working world. In a dialogue of Plato, Socrates asks the sophist Protagoras just what he teaches the youth who flock to see him? And the answer is, ”I teach them good planning, both in their own affairs, such as how one should best manage his own household, and in public affairs, how one can best speak and act in the city-state.” That is the classic program of ”Philosophy as Professional Training” a seeming philosophy only, with no transcendence.

But even worse still, of course, is that all these pseudo­forms work together, not only in failing to transcend the world, but in more and more surely succeeding in closing off the world ”under the canopy”: they seal off humanity all the more within the world of work. All these deceptive forms, and especially such seeming-philosophy, are something much worse, something much more hopeless, than the naive self-closing of the worldly man against what is not of daily-life. Someone who is merely naively confined to the work­a­day may one day nevertheless be touched by the disturbing power that lies hidden in a true philosophical question, or in some poem; but a sophist, a pseudo­philosopher, will never be ”disturbed.”

- Josef Pieper, Leisure, the Basis of Culture