Dull Academic Incessant Liturgical Yapping: Philosophical Orations on Order & Reaction
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Was saying "The Lord's Prayer" while driving down a highway.

And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive them that trespass agai----


Another car swerved in front of me and slammed on the brakes, cutting me off and startling me.

Oh come on, you stupid a----

Oh...


The juxtaposition of what I had just been saying with what I was about to say dawned on me mid sentence. I am too quick to have ill will towards others. Must work on being more patient, charitable, and forgiving in everyday life.
Forwarded from Ohio Reich
If you're curious, there's a whole section of YouTube consisting of black people reviewing the flavor of dirt from various parts of the country.
The impulse to eat dirt, and also corn starch is caused by iron deficiency. Blacks however seem to think it's normal, healthy, and delicious.
Yeah, I support MAGA:

Monarchy
Abolishes
Godless
Americanism
Nice and peaceful today. Mid 60's, no wind, moderate humidity, clean air. Perfect day to spend some time outside relaxing
If your servant is slow to bring you a bandage, don’t roll around and yell, ‘Everybody hates me!’ Who wouldn’t hate such a person?


I love studying philosophy
God's Strongest Dumper Divers got banned on Telegram.

They're appealing. Will update when I hear more.
Being generous, including in the context of eating out at a restaurant, is imperative. When partaking in a meal at a restaurant, one ought to be prepared to provide gratuity at a significantly elevated rate. You ordered a $20 repast? Leave a $40 gratuity. Should this level of munificence prove challenging, one might consider redirecting such generosity inward by preparing a meal at home and subsequently holding onto that tip for one's own purposes
Dull Academic Incessant Liturgical Yapping: Philosophical Orations on Order & Reaction
Being generous, including in the context of eating out at a restaurant, is imperative. When partaking in a meal at a restaurant, one ought to be prepared to provide gratuity at a significantly elevated rate. You ordered a $20 repast? Leave a $40 gratuity.…
I can guarantee that your life will improve if you live by this principle; the only exception is those who don't eat out anyways and, ergo, are unaffected; if this rule would affect you, it will improve your life.

Even if your service is bad, leave a 200% tip. Even if it's a barista who just flipped the tablet around to request a tip after simply pouring your drink, leave a 200% tip. Doing this will leave you much better off.

Try it.
Forwarded from XLCOR
With what money, admin is baiting
Dull Academic Incessant Liturgical Yapping: Philosophical Orations on Order & Reaction
With what money, admin is baiting
I'm 100% not baiting. There's deep philosophical truth in there for people to find if they think about it.

I'm not going to explain, but I'll confirm if someone figures it out.
Forwarded from Wayland
Lately tipping has become way more common. Now in Canada even fast food restaurants prompt you for a tip when you checkout
Forwarded from Peanut Arbuckle
If a non tipper claims to have a problem with the tipping system, they should refuse to eat anywhere that asks for tips. If you go to a restaurant that has tipping, and you don't tip, you're still supporting the restaurant and perpetuating the system you claim to be against. It's completely irrational and selfish.
Last thing I'll post for now, as my student just arrived.