Dull Academic Incessant Liturgical Yapping: Philosophical Orations on Order & Reaction
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Recently, an indian student was deported from us because he forged the transcripts, rec letters, achievements, state exam results, and sent them through a school domain he bought to apply to college

he was granted nearly a full scholarship at a top college but decided it wasn't enough, so he also forged his own father's death certificate and was promptly given a full ride with flights included

he had literally none of the knowledge required to even graduate high school, so at college he went on to cheat on all exams using internet and then forged a resume with fake work experience to get an internship at an insurance firm

the worst part? he shared his story on reddit in great detail, then a subreddit mod reached out to the college and reported him.
This but unironically (though it probably goes back even farther)
Will a judge—any judge, for any judge can—send Trump to jail before the election? Maybe. Polymarket puts the probability at 15%. I feel like this may be a good bet. (What would be amazing would be to run the debate over the jail’s visitor phone.)

Will this outrage make Trumpists rise up, mob up, pry their Führer from Epstein’s cell, shred any human being in their way, and seat him on an Oval Office throne of blood? (At least an Aeron chair of blood—Trump’s back, like mine, isn’t getting any younger.) Lol. Did anyone… did anyone even protest his trial? Lol.

Charlottesville and January 6 were the last lame breaths of what John Adams called “mobocracy” in America. Just as monarchy cannot exist when the king is five years old, mobocracy—that is,
revolutionary democracy—cannot exist when the “mob” just wants to grill.
Forwarded from Et In Arcadia Ego (Alt Skull️)
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Who knew you could just be happy and have a terrific life with the nice things you have?

@AltSkull48
Forwarded from Joe Pera Talks with You
All the episodes are now uploaded and set to release at a rate of one per evening. I hope you enjoy the ride 🙏🏼
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You ask, "what's it like to live in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan?" Here's your answer, pal. Sorry it wasn't what you were expecting, but you probably wouldn't like it here