Dull Academic Incessant Liturgical Yapping: Philosophical Orations on Order & Reaction
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Dull Academic Incessant Liturgical Yapping: Philosophical Orations on Order & Reaction
Up here in da U.P., bein' broke teaches ya what really matters, ya know? When yer scramblin' to keep da wood stove goin', ya don't give two hoots about who's got da fanciest snowmobile or da snazziest outhouse. Yer buddies are da ones who show up wit a chainsaw…
When yer livin' paycheck to paycheck, countin' pennies to buy dat last roll of Charmin for yer outhouse, ya figure out real quick dat nothin' lasts forever, not even dat last can of Vernors in da back of da fridge. Everything's just on loan from da big guy upstairs, like borrowin' yer neighbor's wood splitter. Once ya get dat through yer noggin, ya stop worryin' so much about keepin' up wit da Andersons and dere fancy new ice fishin' shack.
From a road map of michigan c. 1938, before the bridge

😢 Never forget what they took from us
Can any Wisconsin poorcels confirm whether they've killed Swing Park???
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A security video at a Gordon F. Moore Community Park, IL soccer field, shows the moment a sinkhole opens up and swallows a light pole
"What evil is going to be bound up in this?", I wonder
Make your own mayonnaise. It's the simplest thing in the world, and you can cut out all the crap like soybean oil that's in store-bought sauces. Plus, it tastes way better and it's cheaper
Can't wait to cook these chicken tenders to 140°F