No properties for sale, though... I've failed you all, for I did not foresee this...

Just imagine what could have been... 😭

I wish this were true. But it's not. We live in a system where the folks the system benefits are taught that it's evil and the people who it rapes are its greatest sycophants.

We are all retarded, basically

From chat:

Look for postal jobs to be advertised soon.

Postmaster is a good gig, even part-time.

Gn

Season 1, Episode 5 - Joe Pera Talks You Back to Sleep

This is such a bad take.

Having colonized and populated the surface of the sun is a massive White achievement. Denying it is anti White and an attempt to discredit one of our finest achievements.

What, you think I'm wrong about us having colonized and populated the sun? Guess that means you hate white people, bud

The DNR said if you’re going to pick a snapping turtle up, pick it up on its sides and keep your hands away from its jaw.

The Daily Poor disavows this advice and recommends that you pick them up by the jaw*

*The Daily Poor is not responsible for any outcomes of your interactions with turtles of any kind, including snapping turtles

TIL that grocery store prices are much cheaper at Injun reservations. Use this info how you see fit

They sold choice Ribeyes for $8 per pound...

That's about the same as the US national average.. from 2001.

Gn

Joe Pera Reads You the Church Announcements

Please pray for one of my friend and her child. They both passed today from complications in pregnancy. Olivia and Paxton

Very true. Rural folks will do mean things like wave at you as they pass by and offer you fresh vegetables from their garden. The absolute gall of those backwards country dwellers! They'll even invite you over for dinner without proper notice, forcing you to endure home-cooked meals and pleasant conversation. And don't get me started on how they rudely remember your name and ask about your family. The audacity of greeting you on the street and actually meaning it when they ask how you're doing! City folk would never subject you to such torment. No sir, they mind our own business and avoid eye contact like proper civilized people