Oh no! Better not come to the UP this summer, anon

If you are a wagie (I'm sorry), when you go to work, bring equipment with that will allow you to cook there. This way, you can avoid both fast food and eating a cold lunch. If you do not do this, you are a coward and I do not respect you.

Attention all budget-savvy wagies! Are you tired of spending your hard-earned money on overpriced, unhealthy goyslop lunches or settling for cold, uninspiring packed meals? Fear not, for we at The Daily Poor have the ultimate solution: transform your office into a gourmet kitchen paradise!

Introducing the "Office Culinary Revolution" starter kit from The Daily Poor, designed to help you create mouthwatering lunches right at your desk. Here's what's in the package:

1. Two Sous Vide Sets: Effortlessly cook your proteins to perfection while you work. Simply toss your vacuum-sealed chicken, steak, or salmon into the water bath in the morning, and by lunchtime, you'll have a tender, juicy masterpiece ready to devour.

2. Panini Press: Elevate your sandwich game with a compact panini press. Transform your humble bread and cheese into a crispy, melty delight that will be the envy of your coworkers.

3. Induction Burner and Cast Iron Pan: No more microwaved leftovers! Set up your personal stovetop with an induction burner and a trusty cast iron pan. Sauté your veggies, fry an egg, or whip up a stir-fry in minutes, all from the comfort of your cubicle.

4. Blow Torch: Add a touch of fine dining flair to your lunches with a handheld blow torch. Perfectly sear your sous vide meats, caramelize the top of your crème brûlée, or roast marshmallows for an impromptu office s'mores party.

5. Immersion Blender: Whip up smoothies, soups, or sauces directly in your favorite mug or bowl. The immersion blender is your versatile companion for crafting gourmet condiments and beverages. Be sure to share your hollandaise with your coworkers!

6. Office Smoker: Infuse your lunches with the irresistible flavor of smoked meats and cheeses. Simply set up your compact smoker near an open window (or in the breakroom, if you're feeling daring) and let the aroma of hickory or applewood tantalize your taste buds.

With the "Office Culinary Revolution" starter kit from The Daily Poor, you'll not only save money on dining out but also impress your colleagues with your culinary prowess. Plus, the soothing hum of sous vide machines and the gentle sizzle of a cast iron pan will create a delightful ambiance in the office, boosting morale and productivity.

Don't settle for bland lunches any longer! Join the office cooking revolution today and transform your midday meal into a gourmet experience. (Disclaimer: Electric bills, fire alarms, fires, and disgruntled coworkers are not the responsibility of The Daily Poor.)

Get yours for only $49.99 today!

Which one of you snagged this deal?

One of the guys dad works with spotted this at home depot. Why buy an expensive utility trailer when you can just make your own out of your woodpile?

Just a normal June day in Upper Michigan

Every state accounted for

You wouldn't like it here

Confusing. Was he trying to say this makes trying to steal okay?

For once, I'll listen to experts

Based

I didn't know the state of Georgia was so based. Who here is moving to the Atlanta Metro? 😁

All 8 habits gang rise up!

1) Lack of curiosity
2) Frequent procrastination
3) Poor listening skills
4) Lack of adaptability
5) Neglecting self-improvement
6) Overconfidence in one’s knowledge
7) Ignoring different perspectives
8) Lack of self-awareness

Rules for attending a Daily Poor lecture

Rule 1: if you have a question, raise your hand
Rule 2: don't raise your hand

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