Dull Academic Incessant Liturgical Yapping: Philosophical Orations on Order & Reaction
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From: "Paul Altobello"
To: yoopers
Sent: Thursday, April 27, 2006 1:44 PM
Subject: Darren Kotajarvi in Iraq with yooper flag

Darren works at the Ishpeming Area wastewater plant.

He proudly displays the yooper flag that you gave him with the number two general of Iraq.

The general told darren he would be happy to hold it!

Paul Altobello, THANKS
On second thought, maybe I won't watch YouTube
Some old fogeys were talkin' to some kids:

"I don't own a tv.'
"What?" "Why not?" "How could you not have a tv?"
"I never really wanted one."
"What do you do for fun?"
"Drive on down to Watersmeet and back."
Upon Keweenaw's tranquil bay,
Two fishermen set out that day.
With lines cast deep and spirits high,
They sought to make their skillful try.

But fate had other plans in store,
As tragedy struck near the shore.
Two lives were lost, too soon, too swift,
Leaving loved ones lost, adrift.

Though gone from us, their memory stays,
Of joyful times and fishing days.
In Keweenaw, their presence felt,
Where nature's beauty ever dwelt.

We honor now these men so brave,
Who to the sport their hearts they gave.
Their spirits now forever free,
At peace upon the endless sea.
Who could have predicted this? Good thing none of us could afford that stuff, or else we might have been in trouble
Time for a delicious 🖼️ Bar
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Oh no! Better not come to the UP this summer, anon
If you are a wagie (I'm sorry), when you go to work, bring equipment with that will allow you to cook there. This way, you can avoid both fast food and eating a cold lunch. If you do not do this, you are a coward and I do not respect you.
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One of the guys dad works with spotted this at home depot. Why buy an expensive utility trailer when you can just make your own out of your woodpile?