Strawberry picking solution that avoids back problems.

Umm.... What?

There's no way this isn't intended to mock us. Those are pretty much the last places I'd ever choose to live

Place is livable and only $25k. Comes with an outhouse, a hose for bathing, and an acre of land. Live like a real Yooper

Me when you're driving trough da UP.

Locals gotta get deir tourist season bucks somehow, eh

I have somehow earned a dollar of ad revenue. (((They))) have decided that my message cannot be tolerated, and so are trying to corrupt me with money.... Luckily, $1 is only about a week's worth of income for me. They're going to need to try harder to get me to sell out.

Nice job getting $5k off the price, mystery Daily Poor subscriber

Damn straight. I had a local guy install a new water heater a few months ago. Made the guy a steak. Do good to the people doing work for you.

I don't understand what I'm looking at

Who here has a "strong totalitarian impulse"?