From Kraig in the Poor Chat

Real video footage of scammers impersonating The Daily Poor

Paradise is real, and it's in the Upper Peninsula somewhere

Points to Keweenaw (misspelled on the page) county for its 138 year old jail capable of holding 8 inmates.

If you support or read the works of the German transcendental idealist Immanuel Kant, you support Israel

I remember visiting the bison in Illinois every month or so. Was neat

These dots are arranged so that the horizontal and vertical distances between adjacent dots are equal; call it "1 unit of distance" if you like.

How many squares can you make by using 4 of the dots as corners?

A subscriber sent me this... It's so over

Strawberry picking solution that avoids back problems.

Umm.... What?

There's no way this isn't intended to mock us. Those are pretty much the last places I'd ever choose to live

Place is livable and only $25k. Comes with an outhouse, a hose for bathing, and an acre of land. Live like a real Yooper

Me when you're driving trough da UP.

Locals gotta get deir tourist season bucks somehow, eh

I have somehow earned a dollar of ad revenue. (((They))) have decided that my message cannot be tolerated, and so are trying to corrupt me with money.... Luckily, $1 is only about a week's worth of income for me. They're going to need to try harder to get me to sell out.

Nice job getting $5k off the price, mystery Daily Poor subscriber

Damn straight. I had a local guy install a new water heater a few months ago. Made the guy a steak. Do good to the people doing work for you.