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You tall people, don't just be standing there doing nothing. Help us short people check what is happening in 2020.
If you S my P, I'll E your P and F your V untill I make you C.

If you know what the above sentence mean, you can't make heaven!
The only person you are guaranteed to spend the rest of your life with is you, so cherish yourself!

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Why worry about life when you can't even get out of it alive!

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Did you know Josephine Myrtle Corbin (May 12, 1868 – May 6, 1928) was an American woman born with dipygus (i.e. born with two pairs of legs). She lived a healthy life and had 5 children!

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No penis is small to a well kept vagina. If you have reached a stage were you feel dicks are small, congrats my sister, you've made it to the borehole society.
A man with problems in his family life decided to go home and consult a juju man.The juju man told him to come back in two weeks bringing along some sample of sand from his yard.

So the man went back after two weeks with the sample of sand.

The juju man performed his rituals and said to the man....I don't know if you can handle hearing this. The man said go ahead. I want to hear it.

The juju man said the two boys you have are not your sons, your daughter is seeing five different men and your wife is pregnant for your younger brother.

The man started laughing. The juju man asked him why he was laughing, after all these bad news.

The man responded, I don't know if you can handle this. The juju man said go ahead. The man said, I was running late and I forgot to bring the sand sample from my yard, so I dug out some from your compound.
Some people will complain they can't sleep. They always think it's insomnia. Sometimes it's actually insomnia but more often than not, it's your debit that's not making you sleep.

Pay people you owe and see!
When baby think he is wise, dad shows he is wiser!
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Wrestling is just stupid, two guys without trousers fighting for a belt!