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​New Sarah McLachlan Ad Says For Only $8 Per Month You Can Sponsor A Celebrity's Verified Twitter Account

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​Stay-At-Home Worker Rewards Self For Replying To Email By Taking 3-Hour Break

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​Report: It’s Not Even Thanksgiving And Liz Cheney Is Already Putting Up Her January 6th Decorations

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​Top 10 Reasons People Are Still Voting For Democrats

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​AOC Wistfully Doodles 'Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez-Musk' Inside Heart In Her Notebook

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​White Suburban Women Swing Right After Republican Party Rebrands As 'Pumpkin Spice Republican Party'

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​Stephen King Sues Drag Queens For Infringing His Copyright On Terrifying Clowns That Prey On Children

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​Twitter Employees Devastated To Learn Their New Boss Expects Them To Do Actual Work At Their Jobs

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​27 Positions At Twitter Most Likely To Be Eliminated

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​In Affirmative Action Program, Starbucks Forced To Hire One Straight Male Barista

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​Parents Torn Between Giving Kid Smartphone And Just Dropping Him Off At A Pervert's House Directly

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​Report: Some People Still Atheists Even Though Breakfast Burritos Exist

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​In Phenomenal Two-For-One Deal, Elon Musk Now Owns Both Twitter And AOC

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​Report: Some People Are Still Atheists Even Though Breakfast Burritos Exist

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​'The View' Will Now Just Be One Hour Of Hosts Beating White Women With Sticks

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​Eye Doctor Admits Air Puff Machine Doesn’t Do Anything, He Just Likes Watching People Flinch

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​9 New Ways Elon Musk Will Monetize Twitter

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​Nate Silver Prepares For Biennial Tradition Of Screaming That His Wildly Erroneous Polls Were Somehow Right

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​Controversy As SNL Invites Real Live Comedian To Perform

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​Voters Send Strong Message To Career Politicians By Voting For Slightly Different Career Politicians

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​Astros Win World Series For First Time Ever

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