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​Scholars Discover Introductory Notes To Paul's Epistles That Dismissed The Children To Youth Ministry So The Adults Could Hear The Message

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​13 Great Excuses For Missing Church

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​In Lieu Of Masks, Progressives To Just Wear Shirts Saying 'I AM A GOOD PERSON'

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​Weird: Christians Who Claimed They'd Come Back To Church After COVID Are Still Absent

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​Media Says Spike In Myocarditis May Be Linked To Ukraine Crisis

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​The Babylon Bee Has Obtained This Exclusive Photo Of The Ghost Of Kyiv

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​Putin Dons President Xi Mask So Companies Will Stop Boycotting Them

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​Biden Sells Alaska Back To Russia So We Can Start Drilling For Oil There Again

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​Study Finds 100% Of Men Would Eat Any Fruit Given To Them By A Naked Woman

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​US To Begin Importing Oil From Gavin Newsom's Hair

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​George Takei's Valet's Poolboy's Uber Driver Informs Him That Gas Prices Are Up

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​8 Essential College Courses That Will Better Prepare You To Fight In WWIII

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​Nation Wishes We Had Our Own Oil We Could Dig Up With Big Machines And Then Transport Around With Some Kind Of Pipeline

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​Pete Buttigieg Says Everyone Worried About Gas Prices Should Just Get Six-Figure Government Job With Free Car Service And Unlimited Parental Leave

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​Attention-Starved Dr. Fauci Agrees To Box Jake Paul

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​DISGUSTING: Here Are 10 Pictures Of Cute Babies That Have Been Born Since The Texas Abortion Ban

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​Rappers Replace Flashy Gold Bling With Gasoline Cans

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​8 Fun Uses For Your Masks Now That Mandates Are Lifted

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​‘Don't Worry About Gas Prices!’ Says Biden From Presidential War Rig

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​Biden Says Gas Prices Are Not His Fault Unless They Go Back Down Again

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​Florida Jails Already Overflowing With People Who Said The Word 'Gay'

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