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Her: Why did you fuck my mom

Me: አንቺን ያፈራ ማህፀን ልመርቅ
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What do you call a የሞተ አይጥ?

Your girl’s pussy
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I wonder እነ ኃይሌም በህልማቸው መሮጥ ያቅታቸዋል?
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What's the difference between ምጣድ and deaf ppl

ምጣድ ይሰማል
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Daily reminder

Don't mess with የተቀደደ ካልሲ በክፍት ጫማ ለብሰው ከሚወጡ ሰዎች ጋር! They are psychopaths
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Where are most ጎጃሜ hoes from?

Bitch-ና
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I trusted you with my ቆለጥ when u put it in a mouth full of teeth and yet u're cheating on me? ጓልዛ ሸርሙጣ!
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Ghosting her for two days after she got comfortable with u>>>>>>>
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What do u say when በሰፈሩ የተደነቀለት pussy finally becomes wack?

የሺመቤት ዱባለ 🤦‍♂️
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*puff*

“Why do people say ውሀሽንት? is there ጠላ ሽንት or ሚሪንዳ ሽንት?”
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I have "እንዴ እናቱን ልብ...ውይ እዚህ ጋር ነው እንዴ" moments twice a day
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I remember what ህብረተሰብ ሳይንስ አስተማሪዬ said

“Pussy can smell good like ክትፎ or bad like ቆጮ...still eatable tho”

Wise words from a wise man!

ነፍስ ይማር🖤
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What do you say to a ትግራዋይቲ stripper who covers her ass

show'iት😂
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A thing you say in ሥጋ ቤት and on bed?

Drop

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Pension is overrated

Less do it ለቅሶ ቤት at the back of the ድንኳን 👀
ቴሌግራም ልክ እንደ ቲክቶክ ብዙዎችን ባለሀብት እያደረገ ነው 🤩

ቴሌግራም የቲክቶክን ፈለግ በመከተል አዲስ Telegram Stars የተሰኘ Gift Coin አምጥቷል።

ቴሌግራምም ይህንን ነገር ለማስተዋወቅ Major በተሰኘ Airdrop መሰል ነገር መጥቷል ይህም ሰው invite በማድረግ በቀላሉ የቴሌግራም Star Coin መስራት እንድችሉ ያደርጋል።

1 ሰው invite ስታደርጉ 15 star ታገኛላቹ ⭐️⭐️

100 ስታር 120 ብር ነው

ስራውን ለመጀመር ከስር ያለውን ሊንክ በመጫን ስታርት በሉት 👇🏻👇🏻

https://t.me/major/start?startapp=373745875
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Imagine her name is መስከረም but doesn’t suck
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Why ጤናአዳም? Why not ጤና ሔ…

Never mind i get it… ጤና እና ሔዋን don’t go together
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what did ጉራጌ niggas invent

"ዱቤ ዛሬ የለም ነገ ተመለስ"
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Ronaldo fan died today

He committed siiiiuuuuucide 😞
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