Me after seeing a girl with 4 different guys in the same week

Me : Your Man Utd
She : WHAT??
Me : ለተየቀሽ ሁሉ ትሰጪያለሽ👀

#ßk_ßouncy

1.God is love
2. Love is blind
3 ይርዳው ጤናው is blind
4. ይርዳው is a God

Praise to that mothafooker
Amen💀

#ßk_ßouncy

What did ዘመነ ካሴ said when they handcuffed him infront of the ቄስ?

አባ ይፍቱኝ😂😂

#Amanuel_Yayo

She: stop touching me ለዚህ ነበር የጠራኸኝ
2 Minutes later
ክ*ተው

#Esu_Rebel

ቂጣም መሆንሽ ለምንም አይጠቅምም እየተመቱ ለመበዳት እንጂ

#Sami_Poiii

(ግብዣ የተጠራሁበት ቤት) ታክሲ ጠፍቶ ፍዳዬን በልቼ ነው የመጣሁት ስል...

#ከጓዳ : - “ተይው ከበላ አታስጨንቂው”

#ሙሀባ_የሱፍ

Who gon win this world cup
anonymous poll

🇦🇷 Argentina – 157
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 56%

🇫🇷 France – 121
👍👍👍👍👍 44%

👥 278 people voted so far.

Common W Tate

A boyfriend who doesn't receive nudes from his girlfriend has a right to cheat.

Having a small d!ck is tough bruh

This b!tch hold it like some ፎሶሊያ 😭

#Tesfa_Mengesha

I just realized if አስቱ was dark skinned
She'd look like Buakyo Saka 😂

#Tesfa_Mengesha

Smoking with የቤት ልጅ rn

pass ባረኩ ቁጥር "እሺ አመሰግናለሁ" እያለኝ ነው 🤣

#Eyobad

I fuck her soo hard till she say
አስደግሞ ነው 😅

#Eyobad

What do u call a crippled girl with ጉንጉን

ሽሩባ
but 'ሩ' is silent

#Tesfa_Mengesha

አበበ በቂላ በባዶ እግሩ 42 ኪ.ሜ ሩጦ አሸነፈ ከዚ ምን ትማራለህ

ስልጤ Kid: ሊጥ አብኩቶበት ቢሆን እስከ አሁን እየበላነው ነበር እሱን ዳቦ

#Tesfa_Mengesha

When i hit the lottery everyone around me is gonna be rich

አሪፍ ሰፈር ስለምገባ

I got trust issues cuz people in happy relationships be texting ME

ሽሮዋን ምጥጥ አርጋ እየበላች ትውልና 1 chocolate አንዱ ሲሰጣት

Her stories /chocolate lover 🍫🍫
#Eyobad