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Semi-regular updates on the absolute decline of Tesla's stock price and also dunking on Elon's general dumbassery

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https://www.businessinsider.com/advertisers-slash-spending-twitter-x-before-super-bowl-lviii-2024-2
Business Insider
Advertisers slashed spending on X by more than 55% ahead of this year's Super Bowl
Top advertisers including NFL Enterprises, McDonald's, and YouTube, spent $48.4 million on X ads in 2022 — last year, they spent just $21.1 million.
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https://twitter.com/DaveOshry/status/1753590716377530590
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https://twitter.com/DaveOshry/status/1753590716377530590
https://fxtwitter.com/blakestonks/status/1753932112757924034
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blake (@blakestonks)
We’re so fucked.
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Next time someone starts talking about AI just link them this

They were telling us it was bullshit 40 years ago
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At this rate I'mma need to make another fucking channel for these Visholes
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Babes wake up new channel dropped
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Normal dude in his 50's
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https://jalopnik.com/tesla-cybertruck-s-aero-wheel-covers-are-chewing-up-the-1851218721
Jalopnik
Tesla Cybertruck’s Aero Wheel Covers Are Chewing Up The Custom Tires, Will Likely Get Redesigned
The wheel covers extend over the tire, and they're scraping away the rubber with every rotation
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https://qz.com/tesla-worst-stock-performer-musk-1851227426
Quartz
Tesla is the worst-performing stock in the S&P 500 this year
Worse than Etsy. Worse than Boeing. Simply the worst
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I'd call Worse than Boeing a low blow but usually planes are meant to be pretty high up
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https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/06/technology/personaltech/apple-vision-pro-tesla.html
NY Times
Stop Wearing Vision Pro Goggles While Driving Your Tesla, U.S. Says
Videos, many of them stunts or jokes, of people wearing Apple’s new virtual reality headset while driving Teslas in Autopilot mode prompted officials to issue warnings.
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This Tesla is trying desperately to overtake a literal bus in a barely single width off ramp

Bro that's not a fucking lane you're gonna hit the wall lmao
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