Tesla Stock Ticker
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Semi-regular updates on the absolute decline of Tesla's stock price and also dunking on Elon's general dumbassery

Elon simps will be banned on sight

Submissions go here -> https://t.me/ElonStockChat
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I consider myself a “Blockchain Advisor”.

Any time you think you might want to use the blockchain, I will advise you not to.
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The metal heads are OK
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Also props to this dude for just dumpstering the bluetick fucks

https://twitter.com/Eodyne1/status/1753193750292025791
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Blockchain & GenAI are Stupid
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-02-01/bitcoin-miners-in-us-consume-up-to-2-3-of-nation-s-electricity
I was gonna de-paywall it but 12ft.io doesn't remove paywalls anymore and archive.today is broken and gets caught in a Javascript download loop
(I'll try again later I promise)
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A. It's difficult to answer complex
questions with yes or no. So I think if there is a complex question, a yes or no is a misleading answer.


Q. You know, the funny thing is the way
this works is if I ask a complex question, you've got a lawyer here who is very well renowned, he's an excellent lawyer, he's well paid -- I assume he's well paid, anyway -- who will stand up and say, objection,
Your Honor, compound question. And then Her Honor will make a ruling. But he hasn't done that. So would you be so kind as to answer my question?


A. Yes.
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