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Semi-regular updates on the absolute decline of Tesla's stock price and also dunking on Elon's general dumbassery

Elon simps will be banned on sight

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How can anyone with a head shaped like a fucking lightbulb be that dim
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Forwarded from Elon Musk's Jet
Going to Tel Aviv, Central District, IL (TLV, Ben Gurion International Airport) arriving in ~11h28m
COWARD
Forwarded from Elon Musk's Jet
Now going to Saginaw, Michigan, US (MBS, MBS International Airport) arriving in ~1h48m
Forwarded from Elon Musk's Jet
Landed in Tel Aviv, Central District, IL. Apx. flt. time 11 h 42 min.
7,146 mile (6,210 NM) flight from AUS to TLV

~ 5,885 gallons (22,278 liters).
~ 39,443 lbs (17,891 kg) of jet fuel used.
~ $32,957 cost of fuel.
~ 62 tons of CO2 emissions.
Just a reminder to please join your union
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(Also Deep Space 9 version before someone inevitably posts it in the comments)
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Better version
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How to speedrun getting banned: dumbass takes edition
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Also me @ the Americans getting mad about unions
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More proud of Blockchain is Stupid tbh

The guys who enjoy shit-kicking crypto cunts know unions good

Americans pick up a book about labor theory challenge (impossible)
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Forwarded from Shaun's Shitpost's
Apple Employees censored a Robert De Niro speech that was critical of Trump
On all levels including physical he's morphing into a fucking neckbeard
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