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Semi-regular updates on the absolute decline of Tesla's stock price and also dunking on Elon's general dumbassery

Elon simps will be banned on sight

Submissions go here -> https://t.me/ElonStockChat
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I dunno what they used to transcribe it or why it's so blurry but this is a bit more readable
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Why does Mark look like someone starting to melt one of those wax figures of people in the microwave
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If you have a problem with me making fun of a billionaires appearance I'm not going to ask you to leave

I'm going to ask you to leave a comment specifically so I can ban you for your shit opinions

Mocking billionaires is proletariat praxis
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Oh cock it's paywalled
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My heart breaks for Elmo

Like a cybertruck window
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Narrator: It was in fact, extremely fucking funny
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Absolute fucking idiots: Apple stood up to the FBI they'd never bend the knee for China!!!!

Reality:
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