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Semi-regular updates on the absolute decline of Tesla's stock price and also dunking on Elon's general dumbassery

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Elmo waking up the Neuralink recipients at 3 AM to badly butcher SHODAN quotes directly into their fucking heads
They still immediately cum themselves because their god king is speaking to them
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Twitter accidentally allows users to fact check fucking ads
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Turns out you can't just make a car without fucking MIRRORS and bumpers in 2023
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Fantastic clip from Linda Yaccarino here https://fxtwitter.com/rubschreurs/status/1707525545729098031?s=46&t=FqZLHRnsszyrBODNB6vjsw

โ€œWho wouldnโ€™t want Elon Musk, sitting by their side, running product?โ€
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Actually this is a good point too
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Forwarded from BNO News
SEC sues Elon Musk to force him to testify in agency's probe of Twitter purchase - Bloomberg
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