Y'all need to double check the articles before sending me AI slop pieces >:

(I don't have enough hours in the day to review all the submissions and most folks just DM them to me instead of putting them in @ElonStockChat so I can't just bring in more admins to manage the load)

it’s called tesla stock ticket not tesla slop licker

Tesla crotch RIPPER

Attention ProtonMail users; the CEO of ProtonMail is backing MAGA and the republicans. TIME TO CANCEL
https://archive.ph/2025.01.15-162500/https://www.reddit.com/r/ProtonMail/comments/1i1zjgn/so_that_happened/m7a91fs/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ProtonMail/comments/1i1zjgn/so_that_happened/m7ahrlm/ since andy protonmail has made a longer and more headass statement since the above was posted

top reply: “here’s an itemised list of ways the republicans have been pro-big tech while the democrats have actually bothered”; no reply from the idiot in chief

Apocalypse-proof (in temperate climates over paved road)

who up heiling they hitler

elon musk apparently

After backing the modern German Nazi Party (AFD) nothing surprises me tbh

https://fxbsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3lg74qw7q5x2n (content warning: elon musk’s face, elon musk’s voice, the god damn hitler salute)