After claiming the Pacific Palisades Fire was so destructive due to "allowing fresh water to flow into the Pacific," Elon Musk met with local firefighters to bolster his claims, only for one of them to leak the following video, where a precise rate of flow and reservoir capacity are cited

"I pissed away half a million dollars on products from a company with a track record of terrible quality control and customer service, and I can't believe that I received terrible customer service and quality control!"

Heartbreaking: The worst person you know did something extremely funny

Usually, when people say "I'm going to drive it until the wheels fall off" it takes a little longer than this

Y'all need to double check the articles before sending me AI slop pieces >:

(I don't have enough hours in the day to review all the submissions and most folks just DM them to me instead of putting them in @ElonStockChat so I can't just bring in more admins to manage the load)

it’s called tesla stock ticket not tesla slop licker

Tesla crotch RIPPER