https://youtu.be/A8VqdhNnwdY

The Cybertruck is (currently) not in production

Elmo's Mom could beat up Tommy Tallarico's Mom

After claiming the Pacific Palisades Fire was so destructive due to "allowing fresh water to flow into the Pacific," Elon Musk met with local firefighters to bolster his claims, only for one of them to leak the following video, where a precise rate of flow and reservoir capacity are cited

"I pissed away half a million dollars on products from a company with a track record of terrible quality control and customer service, and I can't believe that I received terrible customer service and quality control!"