We're all looking at this all wrong
We all know the cybertruck software crashes when it gets wet, the suspension shatters when it hits a pot hole and the body panels fall off randomly...but we are looking at this through the eyes of regular people when we need to think like the genius ketamine fueled CEO of tesla.
Musk didn't create this vehicle for earth he created for it our future on Mars.
Gravity on Mars is slightly over 1/3 that of the earth and guess what, the toothpick thin suspension components are more than strong enough to hold up the cybertruck when it weighs 2/3 less...genius
It also doesn't rain on Mars, so no software crashes, no wet truck beds and no leaks coming through the giant oversized glass windshield/roof...genius
Lastly thanks to all those stainless steel panels the owners, who we would all be happy to see sent to Mars, now have easily accessible shovels and axes and tent poles and walls. They just need to gently tug on the body panels to pull them off and they can start building a colony...genius
Guys musk is just playing 7...no maybe 8d chess we just aren't smart enough to understand. I know my brain hurts everytime I think about the cybertruck...
We all know the cybertruck software crashes when it gets wet, the suspension shatters when it hits a pot hole and the body panels fall off randomly...but we are looking at this through the eyes of regular people when we need to think like the genius ketamine fueled CEO of tesla.
Musk didn't create this vehicle for earth he created for it our future on Mars.
Gravity on Mars is slightly over 1/3 that of the earth and guess what, the toothpick thin suspension components are more than strong enough to hold up the cybertruck when it weighs 2/3 less...genius
It also doesn't rain on Mars, so no software crashes, no wet truck beds and no leaks coming through the giant oversized glass windshield/roof...genius
Lastly thanks to all those stainless steel panels the owners, who we would all be happy to see sent to Mars, now have easily accessible shovels and axes and tent poles and walls. They just need to gently tug on the body panels to pull them off and they can start building a colony...genius
Guys musk is just playing 7...no maybe 8d chess we just aren't smart enough to understand. I know my brain hurts everytime I think about the cybertruck...
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The Cybertruck In The Room: Why Elon Musk Isn’t On The First Forbes Sustainability Leaders ListOne major misstep has been the Cybertruck. Since Musk introduced it to the world in 2019 by breaking the vehicle’s “unbreakable” window, it’s been plagued by delays, manufacturing issues and general mockery. It started shipping last fall, years later than promised, but fewer than 20,000 have made it into the hands of customers. Despite the short window of time, it’s already been recalled four times, and videos of manufacturing failures have gone viral on social media. On Reddit, the ‘Cyberstuck’ subreddit, which relentlessly posts such failures, has over 160,000 members–over 10 times more people than actually own one. That’s not a good sign🍓1
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Chechen Warlord Says Elon Musk Disabled His Cybertruck - Business Insider
https://www.businessinsider.com/chechen-warlord-says-elon-musk-disabled-his-cybertruck-2024-9
https://www.businessinsider.com/chechen-warlord-says-elon-musk-disabled-his-cybertruck-2024-9
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A Russian warlord who seemingly put a machine gun on a Cybertruck says Elon Musk 'remotely disabled' the militarized EV
Ramzan Kadyrov previously claimed the pickup was a gift from Musk and suggested he might send it into war against Ukraine.
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🇷🇺 #Russia - #Chechnya: The Chechen government has released a new propaganda video showing Tesla Cybertrucks with heavy machine guns mounted to the beds, claiming they’ve been deployed to #Ukraine.
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Russia adding to their collection of "unreliable war machines that explode when shot"
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