De-paywalled: https://archive.is/2Ex7d

Concerning!

That's how you get a "visit" from the secret service

Elon's twitter, everyone.

I like that they specifically gave him GIANT hands and a ton of hair

Cybertruck getting gas for its (towed) generator

The alleged mother of Pavel Durov's three children, Irina Bolgar, has stated that she considers Telegram to be jointly acquired property. She plans to sue Durov.

We're all looking at this all wrong

We all know the cybertruck software crashes when it gets wet, the suspension shatters when it hits a pot hole and the body panels fall off randomly...but we are looking at this through the eyes of regular people when we need to think like the genius ketamine fueled CEO of tesla.

Musk didn't create this vehicle for earth he created for it our future on Mars.

Gravity on Mars is slightly over 1/3 that of the earth and guess what, the toothpick thin suspension components are more than strong enough to hold up the cybertruck when it weighs 2/3 less...genius

It also doesn't rain on Mars, so no software crashes, no wet truck beds and no leaks coming through the giant oversized glass windshield/roof...genius

Lastly thanks to all those stainless steel panels the owners, who we would all be happy to see sent to Mars, now have easily accessible shovels and axes and tent poles and walls. They just need to gently tug on the body panels to pull them off and they can start building a colony...genius

Guys musk is just playing 7...no maybe 8d chess we just aren't smart enough to understand. I know my brain hurts everytime I think about the cybertruck...