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Semi-regular updates on the absolute decline of Tesla's stock price and also dunking on Elon's general dumbassery

Elon simps will be banned on sight

Submissions go here -> https://t.me/ElonStockChat
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Something not brought up

The Cybertruck's battery would (hopefully???) disengage after sustaining critical damage and likely shorting out

Except the Cybertruck's door handles are 100% electronic. So the driver would be trapped inside unless they know where to find the (largely undocumented!) manual release

In this case the driver was likely cooked alive in a 5,000 degree electrical fire. Roughly half the temperature of THE SURFACE OF THE FUCKING SUN
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIpa1K51os4 For those that haven't seen thermite in action
When Lithium batteries are exposed to heat they can enter "thermal runaway" and catch fire or explode

Thermite burns at around 4,500 Fahrenheit (2,500C)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIpa1K51os4 For those that haven't seen thermite in action
Honestly disappointed in whoever disliked Mythbusters

Not mad. Just disappointed
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"Is Tesla right to steal $1,000 from me?"
Forwarded from Shaun's Shitpost's
I made the mistake of mentioning wanting furry art on birdsite

I've had like 40 fucking bots try to DM me in the last hour
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