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Semi-regular updates on the absolute decline of Tesla's stock price and also dunking on Elon's general dumbassery

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The Seattle Cyberstuck on MLK has been reported abandoned and will be towed soon
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Something not brought up

The Cybertruck's battery would (hopefully???) disengage after sustaining critical damage and likely shorting out

Except the Cybertruck's door handles are 100% electronic. So the driver would be trapped inside unless they know where to find the (largely undocumented!) manual release

In this case the driver was likely cooked alive in a 5,000 degree electrical fire. Roughly half the temperature of THE SURFACE OF THE FUCKING SUN