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Semi-regular updates on the absolute decline of Tesla's stock price and also dunking on Elon's general dumbassery

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UPDATE: About an hour after this was posted, an alert citizen located the suspect vehicle and called dispatch. SnoPo responded to the 4800 block of SE Tokul Rd and found the truck heavily damaged. The driver was arrested for DUI, and Hit and Run.
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🀣 dependable has a fucked up meaning to them.
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They have a normal interior door as a stamped piece of metal

Then they just...glue a big fuckin piece of stainless steel over top of it???
Normal Apartheid Clyde fan moment
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This is how genius Apartheid Clyde is

The cybertruck was obviously built for Mars where there's no

*checks notes*

Standing puddles of water for the car to spin out into a ditch over
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Allegedly for sale "soon" but from some rando company
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