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Semi-regular updates on the absolute decline of Tesla's stock price and also dunking on Elon's general dumbassery

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Tesla > Wife and kids
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Did Elmo write this
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Aurora Borealis might have fucked up a ton of Starlink satellites
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Delivering the trucks already broken really speeds up the process
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It's not easy to remove these things when you can't wash your fuckin car
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UPDATE: About an hour after this was posted, an alert citizen located the suspect vehicle and called dispatch. SnoPo responded to the 4800 block of SE Tokul Rd and found the truck heavily damaged. The driver was arrested for DUI, and Hit and Run.
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