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Semi-regular updates on the absolute decline of Tesla's stock price and also dunking on Elon's general dumbassery

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Any cybertruck breakdown now has a SIX MONTH wait for parts
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From a friend of mine:

"Ppppst, I worked in auto repair analytics for a few years. Insurance companies filtered out Tesla vehicles out of their analytics for repair timelines because even though they were a minority of units the wait times on parts was so absurdly long it moved the needle for all the insurance companies at the regional and national levels."
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I got complained at for not posting JUST the video of that dude who stuck his finger in the cybertruck and nearly had it cut off

So here's LITERALLY JUST PART 2

(spoiler: he broke his fuckin finger)
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Investigators are exploring whether Tesla committed wire fraud, which involves deception in interstate communications, by misleading consumers about its driver-assistance systems, the sources said. They are also examining whether Tesla committed securities fraud by deceiving investors, two of the sources said.
The Securities and Exchange Commission is also investigating Tesla's representations about driver-assistance systems to investors, one of the people said.
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