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Semi-regular updates on the absolute decline of Tesla's stock price and also dunking on Elon's general dumbassery

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https://fortune.com/2024/05/01/tesla-slashes-summer-internship-program/
de-paywalled https://archive.is/f6A4u
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Tesla slashes its summer internship program to cut costs, as Elon Mus…
archived 2 May 2024 01:26:32 UTC
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"Content"
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26 miles? New record
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YoU CaN TeSt DrIvE iT WhEn YoU ShOw Up WiTh A BaNk ChEcK
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https://www.axios.com/2024/05/03/elon-musk-nick-fuentes-x-account
Axios
Elon Musk says he'll reinstate the X account of white nationalist Nick Fuentes
Holocaust survivors launched a new campaign targeting antisemitism online just hours before Musk's announcement.
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https://www.businessinsider.com/youtuber-cybertrunk-finger-test-frunk-sensor-2024-5
Business Insider
A YouTuber let the Cybertruck close on his finger to test the new sensor update. It didn't go well.
A YouTuber's finger was left shaking and dented after he tested out if the Tesla Cybertruck update actually makes the frunk safer.
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https://www.businessinsider.com/youtuber-cybertrunk-finger-test-frunk-sensor-2024-5
https://archive.is/pXEwW de-paywalled
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https://www.businessinsider.com/youtuber-cybertrunk-finger-test-frunk-sensor-2024-5
Judkins said that after the finger test, a lead cybertruck engineer at Tesla said he did the video wrong.

"You should've stuck your dick in it, so you wouldn't be able to procreate anymore"
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"Accident"
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Not directly embedding the images because CW: graphic

https://old.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck/comments/1cjovph/cybertruck_door_slices_open_owners_leg_warning/
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https://vxtwitter.com/SmoothDunk/status/1786869547544232309
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Smooth Dunk (@SmoothDunk)
POV: u are JK Rowling

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https://vxtwitter.com/SmoothDunk/status/1786869547544232309
I for one welcome the Harry Potter Nazis fighting the Elon Musk Nazis
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https://vxtwitter.com/SmoothDunk/status/1786869547544232309
"I agreed with Elmo about his transphobia. But disagreeing with J.KKK Rowling is where I draw the line"
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